Horrible Rap Weekend: Mo Marcash, Mo Problems

The Neiman Marcash movement is unstoppable at this point. This guy is swaggerballing out of control: watching The Honeymooners in the bathroom, wearing sunglasses in a tub, booking hotels on Priceline and dancing on State Street. On top of that, he has 7 label meetings, 4 shows, 4 interviews and a Swedish massage lined up. Kids better buy Marcash's rookie card now, because after 2011 the price ain't coming down.

Horrible Rap Wednesday: Neiman Marcash

Wow, I thought I kept my ear to these Chi City streets, but I somehow missed the Neiman Marcash movement. Young Neiman put the whole city on his back with this one. He really took things to a new level by filming on location outside of the South Loop's Icon movie theater parking lot. On his Facebook page, Neiman says "ladies say I'm hot like hot sauce," so you know dude has similes for days.

Some confusion in the DMD offices as we can't tell if he's Latino or Assyrian/Armenian and pretending to be Latino. I once worked with a guy called Gino who said his parents were Sicilian. He went so far as to wear Italia track suits and a gold horn necklace. I never bought it as he tried too hard to rep for Italians while bringing hummus for lunch every day. I once caught a glimpse of his driver's license and his real name was Nazar.

Anyway, if boo in the video wants to get with "Downtown's Finest," she should holler at DMD.