LORDS OF APATHY

May 1, 2011

Obama: Don't Call It A Comeback


As I type this, CNN is showing a guy in a Jozy Altidore authentic leading USA chants while cheerleaders do flips at the White House. I was sort of hoping that they'd catch Bin Laden alive and then let Derek Jeter and Keith Hernandez take a couple of swings for New York. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get back to playing Call of Duty with renewed enthusiasm.

6 comments:

Jay Money said...

Dude, but how sweet would it be if they had bombed Kadafi and Bin Laden on the same day? At first I was like, wait, didn't Bin Laden die a shit-ton of years ago? But that was Saddam. I guess that dude was in on 9-11 too. Seems like they pretty much killed everybody involved in 9-11 now anyways. Mission accomplished bros.

Jay Money said...

I guess Obama is a pretty cool president.

Anonymous said...

Although Obama has been a Republican lite dose who's caved to corporate special interests time after time, he's still 1000x better than any shithead Republican and I commend him on getting Bin Laden for closure for the 911 victims and their families and I'm glad he's the one that got him since it will definitely help his re-election...

Anonymous said...

Bin Laden burried at sea? At least give him a fake autopsy like the one JFK got.

Anonymous said...

Can we at least get a doctored photo of dead Bin Laden? Or didnt they take photos before BURYING HIM AT SEA?At this point I've got a better chance believing in Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster--ive at least seen photos of them.

Jonesy said...

robinson cano*. it'd be robinson cano that would seeing the bat for the yankees. he's their strongest home run hitter. just sayin...