You Had Me At T-Shirt

Jumping on the Internet to anonymously dis people is my third favorite thing to do (watching basketball and playing Xbox are first and second). When your life is as pointless as mine, you tend to find joy in the little things. Anyway, my wife bet me that I couldn't go a week without making negative comments on the Internet, so I'm going to keep it going here with some shit I actually like. I can't understand a word the British dude says but then again I can barely understand English.