LORDS OF APATHY

December 14, 2011

A Natural Beauty

Men's Health just named Jennifer Aniston the Hottest Woman of All-Time. Anyone who had "yes" in the "is Men's Health a gay magazine?" pool just won $20. In other news, I just compiled my own list of all-time hot women and "brunette cashier at the Starbucks by my apartment" was 641 spots ahead of Jennifer Aniston.

4 comments:

Dinky Donalds said...

You're nobody til Brad Pitt has been inside of you.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Wasn't that a Biggie Smalls song?

HR Paperstacks said...

If no one else will point it out, Im just gonna say it, there's a hell of a lot of white women on that list.

Also....
Briteny Spears @ #4, is it 1999?
With a list this weak Natalie Portman should have been way higher than #27, id hit that even with the shaved head.
Beyonce #33? Seriously? Theres 32 white women hotter than Beyonce?
Why the fuck is Paris Hilton on this list, and at #40 no less.
That flick of Suzanne Somers at #72 makes me physically ill to look at.
Sasha Grey at #85 is possibly one of the few sensible picks on this list.
Where all the asian ladies at?

Yes ive been drinking, but i make no apologies.

Jay Money said...

Yeah dude, but did you see that movie Horrible Bosses? I'm not mad at her one bit.