HORRIBLE RAP THURSDAY EVENING: RUSSIAN NEW JERSEY NETS OWNER STINKING UP THE M.I.C.

Why is it that EVERY SINGLE horrible amateur attempt at rapping always has this same flow: da-da-da, de-de-de, da-da-da, de-de-de, etc. etc? Somebody needs to come up with a few other alternative cadences for shitty non-rappers to rap in.