Why is it that EVERY SINGLE horrible amateur attempt at rapping always has this same flow: da-da-da, de-de-de, da-da-da, de-de-de, etc. etc? Somebody needs to come up with a few other alternative cadences for shitty non-rappers to rap in.
Showing posts with label amazingly bad rap. Show all posts
Showing posts with label amazingly bad rap. Show all posts
February 23, 2012
August 24, 2011
HORRIBLE CHRISTIAN RAP WEDNESDAY
The good thing about Christian rap is that it lets you know right away to stop listening to it. By the 16-second mark, I already had my cue to turn this the-fuck-off. -And yes, I did realize that saying 'horrible Christian rap' was redundant.
May 27, 2011
July 19, 2010
HORRIBLE RAP MONDAY/ GREEN ENERGY MONDAY : 'GO HARD'
I had this really good idea on how to produce green energy. Basically what it is, is I'd invent these earbud- style headphones with tiny turbines on the inside. How it would work is every time I heard some horrible rapping, the sound would be funneled into the earbuds and the kinetic energy caused by the horrible rap would turn the turbines and produce pure carbon-free green energy. My guess is, at the rate the recording industry is going, we should be off of petroleum-based fuels by thursday. (By the way, nobody steal my idea, that shit's patent pending motherfucker...) (Good lookin' out Playboy Kenny!)
May 8, 2010
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