LORDS OF APATHY

March 20, 2012

LOA CAREER MOVE OF THE DAY

So you got 56 stars tattooed on your face; -big deal. Everybody's got facial tattoos these days. But you made the problem worse when you caved in once your pops and boyfriend started tripping about it. -You thought they were going to be hyped that you turned your face into a partial scabby map of the milky way!? Look; if you're going to get a face tattoo, -OWN that shit.  You can't be all 'Mitt Romney' about it, you gotta be all-in, and just kiss your normal-faced life goodbye.  Instead what you did was go out like a total pussy and in the process, make one of the most outlandish lies of all time.  
So lets recap:
•Terrible idea -Check
•Terrible decision -Check
•Total flip flop -Check
•Lie/ snitch on somebody else -Check

Learn more about this stupid-ass idiot here, and check out the dude who gave her the tattoos here. By comparison, what she got is nothing to write home about...

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Man, that ink looks thick. What did he use for a needle, a bass guitare string?