LORDS OF APATHY

Showing posts with label dumbasses. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dumbasses. Show all posts

March 20, 2012

LOA CAREER MOVE OF THE DAY

So you got 56 stars tattooed on your face; -big deal. Everybody's got facial tattoos these days. But you made the problem worse when you caved in once your pops and boyfriend started tripping about it. -You thought they were going to be hyped that you turned your face into a partial scabby map of the milky way!? Look; if you're going to get a face tattoo, -OWN that shit.  You can't be all 'Mitt Romney' about it, you gotta be all-in, and just kiss your normal-faced life goodbye.  Instead what you did was go out like a total pussy and in the process, make one of the most outlandish lies of all time.  
So lets recap:
•Terrible idea -Check
•Terrible decision -Check
•Total flip flop -Check
•Lie/ snitch on somebody else -Check

Learn more about this stupid-ass idiot here, and check out the dude who gave her the tattoos here. By comparison, what she got is nothing to write home about...

November 7, 2011

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

I blatantly stole this from our peoples over at Super Duty Tough Work.  I just couldn't resist the urge to keep the Cain Train rollin'!  TOOOT-TOOOOOOOOOTTT!! ALL ABOARD!

September 6, 2007