HORRIBLE RAP TUESDAY: THE X-FACTOR

I think this guy DOES have the 'X-Factor'. That is if the 'X-Factor' is the ability to be completely delusional, and having true mastery of not being able to rhyme words in a musically pleasing fashion. The kid's got something special.

HORRIBLE RAP MONDAY/ GREEN ENERGY MONDAY : 'GO HARD'

I had this really good idea on how to produce green energy. Basically what it is, is I'd invent these earbud- style headphones with tiny turbines on the inside.  How it would work is every time I heard some horrible rapping, the sound would be funneled into the earbuds and the kinetic energy caused by the horrible rap would turn the turbines and produce pure carbon-free green energy.  My guess is, at the rate the recording industry is going, we should be off of petroleum-based fuels by thursday.  (By the way, nobody steal my idea, that shit's patent pending motherfucker...) (Good lookin' out Playboy Kenny!)

HORRIBLE RAP WEDNESDAY: POSSIBLY THE WORST, MOST EMBARRASSING 'RAP' EVER.

They call him "One-take 50 Tyson". Actually, I'm sure nobody calls him that,-other than himself.  This dude is seriously giving Soulja Boy a run for his money as far as who can have the least amount of lyrical talent. There was a point in time when this level of 'MCing' would have been an utter disgrace to humanity, -and that point in time was1979.  Fast forward 30-odd years later and what have you got? -Motherfucking 50-Tyson. That movie 'Idiocracy' is looking more and more prophetic every day...Good fucking christ... "50-Tyson" really??  What in the sweet mother of fuck are you talking about.  I mean, I got that you're a 'ball player" specifically football , and I appreciate you not lying to us about it and all... But seriously, -what the fuck?  Why did you need to make a 2-minute Youtube video to tell me that?  I think a batch e-mail would have more than sufficed.   

QUESTION:  To the LOA readers out there, has this kid managed to unseat Soulja Boy as the worst rapper of alltime? And if so, how long before he gets a multi-million dollar record contract?  Answers taken in the comments section.

ENUE'S ELI PORTER TRIBUTE

Check out Enue's tribute to one of the greatest mentally handicapped rappers of all time.

HORRIBLE RAP WEDNESDAY: REMEDY 2 -YOUNG CRUSH

Danm, shorty's got mad flow. Children rapping is always a good idea if you ask me.

(LIL) KING SHIT

See Soulja Boy, now look what you did! Somebody please give this kid an Eric B & Rakim tape....

OH GREAT... ANOTHER MIDGET RAPPER.

There's really not that much that needs to be said about this... Just watch it.