REAL TALKER Du JOUR: ALAN GRAYSON

Guess Who? I might stop calling this column 'Real Talker Du Jour' and just call it 'Alan Grayson and Friends' (I see you Anthony Wiener (-no homo)).  Watch as our boy shits ALL OVER Whitehouse spokesperson Robert (Bozo) Gibbs. -And deservedly so, -that guy fucking sucks. Although I think to some degree, he's missing the mark pinning this entirely on Gibbs, after all, he's only the spokesperson for the corporatist AKA 'centrist' Obama adminisration...  Hope?...  Change? -Get the fuck outta here with that shit.  Same shit, different mascot. Business as usual.

REAL TALKER Du JOUR: ALAN GRAYSON

Guess who's back?  -It's our boy A.G.keeping shit real as always.  Preach brother:

REAL TALKER OF THE MONTH: ALAN GRAYSON

Well well well... Look who it is grabbing the R.T.O.T.M. award yet again. Our boy A.G. knocking another one out of the park. -Great job! Time to vote out all of the sell-out Democratic incumbant candidates, -Obama too if he doesnt get his shit in order quickfast. -First order of business- Fire Rahm Emanuel and Timmothy Geithner. Next, grow some fucking testes.

FUCK BARACK OBAMA

At risk of sounding exactly like every Republican who has made it their life's mission to shit on Obama ever since he first appeared on the political radar, I'm gonna double down on my statement -"Fuck Barack Obama". Not because he's black, or his middle name is the same as the last name of a guy we waged a costly misguided war against... Not because he's a 'Marxist' 'Maoist' 'Socialist', or because he went to Reverend Wright's church or any of those retarded (I see you Sarah Palin) reasons the right trots out every time they want to get the rest of their species whipped into a frenzy about something... I say fuck Barack Obama because he is the same corporatist mascot for a decaying political system as Bush was. -It's a fact.  I don't know who this guy is that calls himself Barack Obama, but he's certainly not the same guy I voted for a year and a half ago.  The guy I voted for claimed to believe in the providing a public health insurance option and "changing the way Washington does business".  -Gimme a fucking break... At this point I highly doubt that you, (or anyone else for that matter) as president, could,  do a damn thing to 'change' our corporate socialist system of government.. But the least you can do is try. At the very least, don't act like the multi-billion dollar gift you're giving to the health insurance industry is somehow supposed to be some kind of 'reform',  because it's not.  It's yet another massive government assisted transfer of wealth to corporations. If you're not gonna be part of the solution, at least don't lend your (rapidly diminishing) credibility to supporting the problem.

Alan Grayson for president in 2012  

REAL TALKER: ALAN GRAYSON

The words 'Alan Grayson' and 'Real Talk' go together like peanut butter and jelly. If only the rest of the sell-out, self-serving, corporatist, castrated, Democrats would follow suit...

SUPREME ALLIED COMMANDER OF REAL TALK: CONGRESSMAN ALAN GRAYSON

ALAN GRAYSON; H.N.I.C.

Pussy-ass Democrats take note. Alan Grayson is shining like a diamond while you're laying back looking all 'Harry Reid' and shit. You GO Boy!!

ALAN GRAYSON KICKING REPUBLICAN ASS!

AG's a monster!! The 'Brokeback' Democrats are getting some much-needed spinal stem cells injected into the party in the form of people like Alan Grayson and Anthony Wiener. Watch the knowledge being born...

REAL TALKER OF THE MONTH!; CONGRESSMAN ALAN GRAYSON

My boy A.G. just referred to Republicans as "FOOTDRAGGING, KNUCKLEDRAGGING NEANDERTHALS"!!! -And better yet, without even the smallest hint of 'I'm about to punk-out and apologize within the next 48 hours' cowardice (as is usually standard operating procedure with almost every other pussy-ass Democrat). This is exactly what America needs!! -Someone to stop bullshitting and keep shit real in politics! Closed circuit to President Obama, take a few notes on what a human spine looks like when flexing. Alan Grayson is a motherfucking GANGSTER!-You GO Boy!!