IS FALCONS QUARTERBACK MATT RYAN THE WHITEST MAN THAT HAS EVER LIVED?

It's hard to be sure, but if he isn't, he's definitely giving Ed Begley Jr. a real run for his money. Don't get me wrong here, I'm not saying 'white' in the pejorative whatsoever. I'm just saying; when someone says the words 'white dude', you start out with a generic mental image of a white dude. For instance, someone says "I was at the bank the other day and there's this white dude in line in front of me..." -The image I have in my head at this point is Ed Begley Jr.  From there, depending on how much more he describes the guy, I start just adding those attributes to the Ed Begley Jr chassis. -Kinda like if you buy a Toyota Camry, you can either get the base model, with no power windows or anything fancy, no cool rims, -nothing; or, you can get the baller model with heated leather seats, power everything tinted windows etc. Ed Begley is Base model white person. My point is; I'm starting to think that Matt Ryan might be the NEW 2011 edition Ed Begley Jr. This guy is a living breathing Norman Rockwell painting. -Not in a bad way, just super, incredibly white. The essence of whiteness. White as the driven snow.
Am I right or am I right?

RAP MASTERPIECE: OUTKAST B.O.B.

There just can't be enough said about how great Outkast is/ was. If life was fair, 
Brett Favre's dumb ass would fucking retire already, and Outkast would put out 
20 more albums. 

BIG BOI A.K.A. GENERAL PATTON

I can't wait for this album to drop! It promises to be every bit as good as you'd expect out of Dungeon Family affiliates. I'm still keeping fingers crossed on another Outkast album coming out at some point in the future.

(Stolen from The Loss Prevention, -Peep Big Sev's 'Rack-A-Lot Records' T-shirt worn by Big Boi in the video -go buy that shit!)

PANTS ON THE GROUND -REMIXXX!!

Somehow this song accidentally ended up being better than almost every song I hear on commercial radio these days. Somebody in the Dungeon Family get this dude a contract. -Good looking out on this one J-Bizzle.

ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10, OUTKAST IS ABOUT A 35

Hands down, the best rap duo ever. Look at how creepy that cat is sitting on that pimp's lap. Also, who's that white dude that's one of the groomsmen? I thought it was Steve Nash for a sec, but then I realized it wasnt