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GLENN GREENWALD TELLS YOU EXACTLY WHY THE MEDIA IS BIASED AGAINST THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT

IS FALCONS QUARTERBACK MATT RYAN THE WHITEST MAN THAT HAS EVER LIVED?

It's hard to be sure, but if he isn't, he's definitely giving Ed Begley Jr. a real run for his money. Don't get me wrong here, I'm not saying 'white' in the pejorative whatsoever. I'm just saying; when someone says the words 'white dude', you start out with a generic mental image of a white dude. For instance, someone says "I was at the bank the other day and there's this white dude in line in front of me..." -The image I have in my head at this point is Ed Begley Jr.  From there, depending on how much more he describes the guy, I start just adding those attributes to the Ed Begley Jr chassis. -Kinda like if you buy a Toyota Camry, you can either get the base model, with no power windows or anything fancy, no cool rims, -nothing; or, you can get the baller model with heated leather seats, power everything tinted windows etc. Ed Begley is Base model white person. My point is; I'm starting to think that Matt Ryan might be the NEW 2011 edition Ed Begley Jr. This guy is a living breathing Norman Rockwell painting. -Not in a bad way, just super, incredibly white. The essence of whiteness. White as the driven snow.
Am I right or am I right?

The Block Is Hot

Justin Beiber Lil Wayne and Rick Ross played the Verizon Center in Irvine, CA. The OC Register was on hand to document the world's most dangerous fans. I haven't been this intimidated in a concert parking lot since I saw Taylor Swift at the Allstate Arena. Peep game:

When I was 14, I saw Bell Biv Devoe at the Cap Centre in Landover, Maryland. BBD was one of the most candyass groups of all time, and yet I saw someone get stabbed in the chest over what looked like a silver chain. Wayne claims street status and Officer Ricky feels like he's Big Meech and Larry Hoover, but their fans look like models from a Jostens catalog. These dudes are a fucking joke.

IT'S GETTIN REAL IN THE WHOLE FOODS PARKING LOT

This is pretty awesome.

STALLONE ABSOLUTELY SUCKS AT SINGING

IRISH MUSIC IS FUCKING TERRIBLE

From my long list of astute cultural observations; -I'd put Irish music in league with Christian music in terms of truly irritating shitty shitty music.  I've been sitting on this one for a while now.   I can't stand this shit; it's fucking AWFUL. Truly dreadful dreadful shit. It's terrible.
(Don't bother mentioning that Dropkick Murphys song from 'The Departed' okay?? -It's not enough to disprove what I'm saying here.)

ASIANS KEEP OUT

Thanks to Homey Dog Dave for the find.

WHAT THE FUCK YOU KNOW ABOUT BASKETBALL?

MANTIS STYLE

I'd probably still fuck her. Yeah, I'd definitely still fuck her. I bet she'd be down for pretty much anything.