JOHN McCAIN IS AN ASSHOLE

Apparently Republicans' staunch belief in 'freedom' and 'the constitution' stops just short of issues dealing with gay people and Muslims. Watch Jonny Mac throw a damn-near temper-tantrum (man-trum?) over backing the military's assumed right to discriminate against gays in the military. People (Republicans) need to seriously mind their fucking business and stop being such hypocrites. Denying other people's rights based on your own faux morality is patently un-American.

HEY! -WHO'S UP FOR AN OILY GAY STEROID OFF!??

These guys make me sick... I mean, I have a physique like that, but I got it the oldfashioned way: by lifting bags full of water in the yard, keeping my eye on the Ese's and the peckerwoods trying to stick a shiv up under my ribs.

SAN FRANCISCO WAS OFF THE CHAIN!!

While on my trip to the....city of...Goddammit! I was trying to remember what they call San Francisco. -You know how cities have those little taglines, like Milwaukee = 'Beer City,' or Philly is 'The City of Brotherly love'. Anyways, I can't remember what S.F. is, so for lack of knowing it, I'll just make up my own tagline for the time being. So... While I was on my trip to 'The Fruity, Wierdo, Homeless city" this past weekend, I brought along my video camera and put together this lil' video montage set to one of my favorite gay jams©. Checkit out y'all, it's goin' down in the Yay errrrea. -Holla! This is kinda fucked up, but doesn't homeboy at the beginning look like a young, gay Barrak Obama?