HEY, WHAT THE FUCK'S UP WITH SAMMY SOSA?

Sammy Sosa's skin appears to have lightened considerably. Photographs taken at an event in Las Vegas reveal a surprisingly light pigmentation on the former slugger. While no cause has been established at this time, the web site Midwest Sports Fans speculates that steroid use could be responsible. Sosa appeared with his wife, Sonia at the Latin Grammys in Las Vegas over the weekend where he shocked the world with his new light almost white skin.The former MLB baseball player may be suffering from an illness such as Vitaligo or is he bleaching his skin? Sammy who was born with brown eyes was also spotted wearing green contact lenses. Looks like someone's been using the Pond's 'Flawless White'...

STOP WASTING MY TIME WITH THIS

This dude is clearly a graduate of the George W Bush school of lying. C'mon man... nobody injects vitamin B12 into their ass. I'll take my B12 the old fashioned way -thank you very much; -orally . The thing is, it's not like I give a shit wether you're on the juice or not, i mean, fuck it; let all these douchebags do whatever drugs they want; roofies, cat tranquilizers, chrystal meth, jenkem, coke, whatever... I dont give a fuck. -Just keep your bullshit from eatiing up my NFL playoff coverage on Sportscenter.
Baseball is a mega fruitcake sport anyways... Enough already, -who cares? Lets not give congress any more excuses to not do their fucking jobs. Besides, Baseball is in dire need of some 'spicing up' via massive widespread drug abuse 'makeover'. -You smell me?

HEY! -WHO'S UP FOR AN OILY GAY STEROID OFF!??

These guys make me sick... I mean, I have a physique like that, but I got it the oldfashioned way: by lifting bags full of water in the yard, keeping my eye on the Ese's and the peckerwoods trying to stick a shiv up under my ribs.