LORDS OF APATHY

Showing posts with label Jay Leno. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jay Leno. Show all posts

June 14, 2009

OVERRATED PEOPLE

•RONALD REAGAN- 2nd worst president in history. Republicans, shut your fucking holes.
•WES ANDERSON- I don't get why everyone likes his movies. I mean, they're aiiight... But if I wanted to watch some emo-drama set to an Elliott Smith soundtrack I'd... -Wait... -I'd never want to do that.
•MEGAN FOX- Yeah, you look good, but it's in a way I don't care about... Plus, you are shamelessly biting Angelina Jolie. Get off her log.
•ANGELINA JOLIE-Mega-overrated. I was never fully on board with her whole program. Plus her dad Jon Voight is a lunatic Republican
•JAY LENO- I don't get this dude at all... Your shit has always sucked.
•CARLOS MENCIA- I actually get pissed thinking about this fraudulent non-comedian. Why do you have a show?? Why does anyone watch it??
•JIMMY FALLON- You've never been funny once. Not once.
•CARSON DAILY- You may as well be Jimmy Fallon, because you are equally as uninteresting. -Wait, why are you famous again?
•KEVIN McHALE- Actually, you're not at all overrated, everyone is fully aware of how bad you suck and how you are solely responsible for running the Timberwolves franchise into the ground.
•ROBIN WILLIAMS- Hey, guess what? talking in a million different annoying voices and being completely obnoxious isn't comedic genius. It's called being on coke.