OVERRATED PEOPLE

•RONALD REAGAN- 2nd worst president in history. Republicans, shut your fucking holes.
•WES ANDERSON- I don't get why everyone likes his movies. I mean, they're aiiight... But if I wanted to watch some emo-drama set to an Elliott Smith soundtrack I'd... -Wait... -I'd never want to do that.
•MEGAN FOX- Yeah, you look good, but it's in a way I don't care about... Plus, you are shamelessly biting Angelina Jolie. Get off her log.
•ANGELINA JOLIE-Mega-overrated. I was never fully on board with her whole program. Plus her dad Jon Voight is a lunatic Republican
•JAY LENO- I don't get this dude at all... Your shit has always sucked.
•CARLOS MENCIA- I actually get pissed thinking about this fraudulent non-comedian. Why do you have a show?? Why does anyone watch it??
•JIMMY FALLON- You've never been funny once. Not once.
•CARSON DAILY- You may as well be Jimmy Fallon, because you are equally as uninteresting. -Wait, why are you famous again?
•KEVIN McHALE- Actually, you're not at all overrated, everyone is fully aware of how bad you suck and how you are solely responsible for running the Timberwolves franchise into the ground.
•ROBIN WILLIAMS- Hey, guess what? talking in a million different annoying voices and being completely obnoxious isn't comedic genius. It's called being on coke.

BEOWULF

I've never read the book, so I'm not positive; but from what I've gathered thus far, Beowulf is a story about Angelina Jolie's digitally enhanced breasts.

All praises to Allah, LOA breaks 100,000 hits!

if ever there were a time to post this Tyson clip again... this has got to be it! its almost like Tyson recited this poetry knowing the collection of it all would be the perfect way to celebrate LOA breaking 100,000 hits!! and he was right! enjoy BITCHES!!!!!1

ANGELINA JOLIE : NOT THAT HOT ANYMORE

That's it; -you heard it here first... I've sensed, what I think we've all been thinking about at the back of our minds for some time now, -but I'm the first one to come out publicly, and say what needs to be said. Now before you write me off as being on some bullshit, lemme just say this: -She's hot Okay?? -I'm not saying she's ugly or average -she's hot...-Pretty much any regular dude would chop his cock in half, just in hopes that she might want to wear the blood that spurts out of it in a little bottle around her neck for a while; -let alone bone her with your remaining bloody stump of a dick... -But what I'm getting at is, for a celebrity A-list hot bitch, she really aint all that... Compared to other hot Hollywood bitches that were 'that bitch' before her, her time at the top seems rather short and insignificant. In my humble opinion, Angelina Jolie will never go down in histoy as one of the legit 'Boner Jamz' mix tape classic bitches. Salma Hayek-Yes, . Raquel Welch -HELL yes!, Angelina Jolie -oh HAAIIL NAW!!...Sorry; your ghetto pass has officially been Revoked...

IT'S OFFICIAL; PING PONG WEEK STARTS NOW ON L.O.A.!!!

Some of the most gully-est ping pong ever. -Word life kid!...