MADONNA'S MUSIC IS HORRIBLE.

I didn't bother posting a corresponding audio or video to reinforce my point; I just wanted to make that fact clear. I was thinking about posting a recent picture of Madonna, but then I realized that she's a horrific mess to look at as well. A fabulously scary, elderly, veiny, pasty, muscley, turned-out on Kabbalah and Pilates, visual nightmare.

The Critic

This kid is amazing.

AN OPEN LETTER TO KYLE ORTON

Thanks a lot buddy; really good game there. I especially liked that lolipop rainbow wounded duck-ass pass you threw at the end of the game. It was cool how you threw it into the upper stratosphere so that Darren Sharper would have time to recover on defense and intercept it. I mean the motherfucker was only WIDE OPEN for the score had you not tried to bounce it off the roof of the dome before hitting your reciever. So yeah, way to seize the opportunity tonight, good job... -fucking asshole.