LORDS OF APATHY

December 17, 2007

AN OPEN LETTER TO KYLE ORTON


Thanks a lot buddy; really good game there. I especially liked that lolipop rainbow wounded duck-ass pass you threw at the end of the game. It was cool how you threw it into the upper stratosphere so that Darren Sharper would have time to recover on defense and intercept it. I mean the motherfucker was only WIDE OPEN for the score had you not tried to bounce it off the roof of the dome before hitting your reciever. So yeah, way to seize the opportunity tonight, good job... -fucking asshole.

7 comments:

RasTroy said...

Assbag satch muncher. Thanks for fucking nothing.

Annd uh, fuck the vikings. If there was ever a team that didnt deserve the postseason, it these fucks.

fresno said...

FEAR

Adrian Peterson said...

Ras, you are an idiot.

Vikes: Won 5 straight

Other potentail wild card teams during this stretch: 14-28

You are a regular Chris Mortensen, douchebag. While they are not perfect by any means, to say they don't deserve the postseason shows that a steaming pile of human excrement exists within your brain where your football knowledge should be. Fuck you.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Wait... Which one of the Adrian Petersons are you? -The one on the shitty Vikings or the shitty Bears?

RasTroy said...

AP, EAT A FAT DICK.

Yout inept ass team has sucked and will suck for ever. Get it. FOR EVER. Stop pretending like you are backing a real team.

Just get ready to be all pissed off when they get knocked out of the playoffs AGAIN. Like the rest of your fairwether ass fan base.

C-Rocka said...

Kyle was probably too hung over from the night before and dropped some acid when the game started going to shit. Wait...the whole game was shit both teams played like crap.

Anonymous said...

he did come back the next weekend to whoop on the packers. yes, the bears own the packers.