Intergalactic Headwear

The Great Gazoo visited the White House and interviewed the President. No word as to whether Fred Flintstone was also in the building.

UPDATE: That is actually Sway from MTV. Sorry, I saw the hat and got confused.

Time's Up

OMG! Kreayshawn's Twitter got hacked and nude pics of her have leaked online. By "hacked" I mean "she was a bit player on the VMAs and needed a way to stoke her dying buzz, so she released these photos herself after the show." I don't blame her. She's at 14:58 and counting, so she has to do something to stay in the news. I predicted that she was going to drop a sex tape with an irrelevant rapper (think Mistah FAB or similar) to keep the Internet going nuts, so I wasn't too far off. Feel free to click the link, but she looks like you'd expect (i.e., a tattooed 10 year old meth user).

Peace to the homie Master Mold for the pic.

Cameron Diaz is the Opposite of Cute

I'm not sure what I'm more embarrassed to admit: that I spent the night on the couch eating banana pudding, or that I watched the MTV Movie Awards while doing it? Someone in MTV's legal department must have given the green light to use the words "dick," "balls" and "jizz" because seemingly every skit and MTV promo used them (edgy!). The Borat guy put his nuts in Eminem's face, Zac Efron tried to act like he wasn't gay and some other boring shit happened. I was about to put my spoon away and doze off, but when Cameron Diaz handed out an award, I momentarily thought I was looking death in the face. She is allegedly 36, but if you told me she was 56 I would believe you. The Manuel Noriega skin tone is the least of her problems. Can we please stop with the hoax that she is good looking?