Horrible Rap Weekend: Mo Marcash, Mo Problems

The Neiman Marcash movement is unstoppable at this point. This guy is swaggerballing out of control: watching The Honeymooners in the bathroom, wearing sunglasses in a tub, booking hotels on Priceline and dancing on State Street. On top of that, he has 7 label meetings, 4 shows, 4 interviews and a Swedish massage lined up. Kids better buy Marcash's rookie card now, because after 2011 the price ain't coming down.