CRAZYTOWN MONDAYS ARE BACK!

Amy Winehouse is dead. Shifty Shellshock is alive and well... The lord* works in mysterious ways.

*(There is no god)

HORRIBLE RAP TUESDAY: DENNY BLAZE (A.K.A AVERAGE HOMEBOY)

Denny Blaze is terrible at rapping.  His flow reminds me of those old illustrations of exotic animals done by someone who had probably never seen the animal they were drawing. It's like somebody described rap music to this dude but he never actually heard it.  He just dove right in and made a demo tape based on very limited information... Either that, or he's the person that writes the jingles for the 'Free Credit Report Dot Com' commercials. 

Also, check out Denny's remix and smoothed-out version of this same cut.

HORRIBLE RAP MONDAY: THE YOUNG CONS

Who would have thought thought that 2 dorky christian, republican, white guys could manage to suck this ferociously at rapping? Negative 9 mics

(LIL) KING SHIT

See Soulja Boy, now look what you did! Somebody please give this kid an Eric B & Rakim tape....