CHUD OR NO CHUD?: SHARON BIALEK

Here it is you sick fucks. Prepare to get your collective wigs peeled back as you try to wrap your disgusting minds around this special 2011 'Chud or No Chud' discussion. Seriously; real talk, -would you bone, Sharon Bialek, The latest of Herman 'Big Daddy' Cain's sexual harassment accusers? It is important to note that this is a tricky one, you might want to delve deeper into a google image search before you make your final verdict... Good luck.

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A few rules for your evaluation:The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit that. -Think Cassie.• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what it is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what it is- (so long as that shit stays on Downlow.) -Think Soledad O'Brien  • Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -Think Gloria Allred. In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Sharon Bialek falls on the chud-spectrum and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck contestants, BRING IT!!

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ANGELINA JOLIE : NOT THAT HOT ANYMORE

That's it; -you heard it here first... I've sensed, what I think we've all been thinking about at the back of our minds for some time now, -but I'm the first one to come out publicly, and say what needs to be said. Now before you write me off as being on some bullshit, lemme just say this: -She's hot Okay?? -I'm not saying she's ugly or average -she's hot...-Pretty much any regular dude would chop his cock in half, just in hopes that she might want to wear the blood that spurts out of it in a little bottle around her neck for a while; -let alone bone her with your remaining bloody stump of a dick... -But what I'm getting at is, for a celebrity A-list hot bitch, she really aint all that... Compared to other hot Hollywood bitches that were 'that bitch' before her, her time at the top seems rather short and insignificant. In my humble opinion, Angelina Jolie will never go down in histoy as one of the legit 'Boner Jamz' mix tape classic bitches. Salma Hayek-Yes, . Raquel Welch -HELL yes!, Angelina Jolie -oh HAAIIL NAW!!...Sorry; your ghetto pass has officially been Revoked...

AND YOU THOUGHT I WASN'T GONNA HIT YOU OFF WITH MORE GAY CHOREOGRAPHED FURNITURE HUMPING?? -OH HAAIIL NAWWW!!

That's right mu'fuckaz, -cue up your 'Boner Jamzz '07' mixtapes to where we left off last time! Word-the-fuck-up, our boys Relentless, X2C, PipeLaya, Pre$$ure and Satisfaktion are back and ready to fuck in perfect synchronicity, whatever you put in front of them (-so long as it's not an actual girl). -I'm talking ottomans, sofas, rugs...-You think they give a fuck?? Oh HAAAIIL NAAAWWW!! -Enjoy your boners fellas!
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