SOMEBODY MAKE THESE TWO FIGHT!

On one hand you got Bonaduce, a raging drug addict, alchoholic, roid-raging psychopath; and on the other hand you got Carrot Top. I'm not exactly sure what his problem is, but both these motherfuckers are total goofballs. Oh man, what I wouldn't give to see these 2 firecrotched freaks duke it out mano y mano, to the death! Somebody get in touch with Pay-Per-View, and let's make this happen!! I wonder who the Vegas oddsmakers would give the advantage to? Personally, I think you gotta give Bonaduce the edge, simply because he's just so fucking nuts... What do you guys think?

'Nobody can steal my act.'

I'm not exactly sure how this happened but I found myself looking at Carrot Top's website just now and it really bummed me out.