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Showing posts with label Danny Bonaduce. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Danny Bonaduce. Show all posts

November 15, 2007

STOP USING SEX AS A WEAPON! THE BONADUCE ASSULT CASE.

Closed circuit to Jonny Fairplay, -You don't want Danny B. to retaliate for real. He might wrap his musclebound cock around your windpipe and choke you out... (He's a grower, not a show-er)

November 13, 2007

BONADUCE WEEK RAGES ON! -ACT LIKE YA KNOW BITCH!!

Peep game young Chuddstas... When LOA throws a Bonaduce week, we don't half step -Ya Heardd?? We bring the raw uncut Danny 'Brown Magic©' Bonaduce to your collective chestpiece. LOA's very own Black Squirrel Alliance, choppin it up with Danny B: Welcome to the good life...

SOMEBODY MAKE THESE TWO FIGHT!

On one hand you got Bonaduce, a raging drug addict, alchoholic, roid-raging psychopath; and on the other hand you got Carrot Top. I'm not exactly sure what his problem is, but both these motherfuckers are total goofballs. Oh man, what I wouldn't give to see these 2 firecrotched freaks duke it out mano y mano, to the death! Somebody get in touch with Pay-Per-View, and let's make this happen!! I wonder who the Vegas oddsmakers would give the advantage to? Personally, I think you gotta give Bonaduce the edge, simply because he's just so fucking nuts... What do you guys think?

ATTENTION LADIES, BONADUCE WEEK IS IN FULL MUTHAFUCKIN E-F-F-E-C-T!!!

YO! LOA isn't the ol' boys' club anymore! -Make way for the new improved Ladies Night at Club Apathy -PARTY OVER HERE! -OOH!-OOOH! That's right ladies, feast your eyes on this fine-ass specimen of a man. Go ahead -You know you want it! -GET IT SHAWTY!!

(Good lookin' out J-Mart)

AWWW SNAP! -DON'T MAKE ME DECLARE A FULL-BLOWN DANNY BONADUCE WEEK ON Y'ALL!

Showing you more clips of Bonaduce being a complete deusch-bag is kind of redundant at this point. It's sort of just running up the score (like the Packers/ Vikings 34-0 tilt this Sunday), but nonetheless, his life spiraling into mania is like a car wreck you simply cannot peel your eyes away from. -Enjoy!

Danny Bonaduce Kicks Ass!!

Let me just set this post up by letting all y'all out in internet land know that im posting via an RV driving from SD to Washington, satellite internet connection, thats how we motherfunky roll at LOA.

ok, Danny Bonaduce Kicks Ass!! well not really, he sucks as bad as he ever did, BUT... and you may have seen this already, guess its a few months old, but watch him demolish Jonny Fairplays face!! not only does he smash homeboys head in, but the way he struts his stuff after?! what a FUCKING baller!! also, finishing it all off with a peace sign... classy!


thanks Lance