This is gonna sound kindof fucked up and racist, but most of the time, I think white babies look creepy as fuck. I was talking to disgraced blogger Kid Lover about it a few weeks ago and he begrudgingly agreed with me. Now note, I'm not saying this about 'ALL' white babies, -I see some that are perfectly adorable. I'm just saying that most of the white babies I see look like horrible horrible little monsters. This isn't just some rant I'm formulating out of thin air, I've got mad data to support my findings. At one point, while waiting for a Connecting flight in Las Vegas I went like 9-for-9 on my theory. Nothing against them; I'm sure most of them will grow up and look perfectly normal, I'm just saying... White babies a lot of times look creepy to me.
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January 11, 2010
WHITE BABIES
This is gonna sound kindof fucked up and racist, but most of the time, I think white babies look creepy as fuck. I was talking to disgraced blogger Kid Lover about it a few weeks ago and he begrudgingly agreed with me. Now note, I'm not saying this about 'ALL' white babies, -I see some that are perfectly adorable. I'm just saying that most of the white babies I see look like horrible horrible little monsters. This isn't just some rant I'm formulating out of thin air, I've got mad data to support my findings. At one point, while waiting for a Connecting flight in Las Vegas I went like 9-for-9 on my theory. Nothing against them; I'm sure most of them will grow up and look perfectly normal, I'm just saying... White babies a lot of times look creepy to me.
March 14, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAYS-BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!
In just it's 3rd week online, LOA's White Baby Wednesdays is the second most viewed topic on the internet in total views and return visits; trending just behind that whole Joseph Kony thing. It's pretty safe to say that 2012 will be remembered as the year of the White Baby. Despite the overwhelming popularity of WBWs, the column has been no stranger to controversy. Many feel that WBWs unfairly excludes non-white creepy babies. As Editor in Chief of Lords of Apathy, I'd just like to say that this idea is preposterous. After all, some of my best friends were white babies. Let me just clear the air; at LOA we don't discriminate based on race or gender or sexual orientation. If a flaming homo Chinaman wanted to write for the blog I'd say do your thing homie, I'm not mad at that one bit. At LOA, we believe that all babies are precious, but only white babies are capable of achieving the unique Steve Buscemi / Yoda / Mitch McConnell look that's sooo hot right now.
Enjoy!:
February 29, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAYS!
It's official, I'm making White Baby Wednesdays an regular column on LOA, but I need your help. Now I know what you're thinking: 'How can I get involved in White Baby Wednesdays?' Well it's actually quite simple. Keep a watchful eye out for white babies -they're everywhere. If you see one that's exceptionally creepy, snap a quick phone pic of it and send it to your boy Snickerdoodles at lordsofapathy@gmail.com .
Get it crackin!
May 2, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY -BONUS ROUND!
Looks like you guys got Upgrayedd-ed with a double dose of non-birth defecty, perfectly normal white babies. Rejoice...
February 27, 2012
September 5, 2012
LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY
Grab a towel son, you're getting a lead shower if you step to his boo or his white baby. Tim Robbins don't play that shit.
August 8, 2012
September 5, 2012
March 28, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAYS ARE BACK!!
And you thought you were gonna escape... You can't escape white babies. They can't be stopped!!
Somebody get Stephen King on the phone. Not only do I think somebody's selling his product to the local sperm bank, but I also think I've got an idea for a new book. It's called 'Fucked-up Baby Werewolves©'
His parents claim that this is a baby, but I swear that this dude tried to sell me a Ford Tempo at a used car dealership a few years ago. -Except he was adult size then.
I can just look at this kid's face and know that he's gonna grow up to be a major asshole.
March 7, 2012
WHITE BABY WEDNESDAY.
You got a clueless, pant-shitting charmer like one of these bad babies? .
Thaddeus J. Higgonbarmer, fresh out the oven.
Felton Quink, future bi-focal wearing serial killer.
Send all White Baby Wednesday submissions to lordsofapathy@gmail.com and be sure to write 'White Baby Wednesdays' in the subject line.
Thaddeus J. Higgonbarmer, fresh out the oven.
Felton Quink, future bi-focal wearing serial killer.
Send all White Baby Wednesday submissions to lordsofapathy@gmail.com and be sure to write 'White Baby Wednesdays' in the subject line.
March 12, 2010
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