October 30, 2011
Halloween Party Recap
Went to an epic Halloween party this weekend. I set a high bar with my costume last year, but I think I topped it. Some people asked if I was in blackface, but once I explained that I was just a Michael Jordan made of chocolate pudding, everyone LOVED my outfit. I posed for like a million photos.
My wife and her sister also went to the party. They were "sexy Islams." Another hit! Happy Halloween everyone!
October 28, 2011
October 27, 2011
OCCUPY MY FIST (NO HOMO)
This makes the protest in Oakland look like a prayer circle..
Good looking Project Matt!
Good looking Project Matt!
October 26, 2011
Horrible Rap Wednesday: "whole lotta pizza, lil bit soda"
yeah the dude did say...
"treat that piece of pizza like piece of pussy, make porno. nah this aint delivery, my nigga--it's Digiorno!"
October 25, 2011
October 24, 2011
Watch Your Back
I have to think she took some time to reassess her career choice after this one. Also, what's up with Jell-o shots at a bachelor party? Did they already run through the cosmo mix?
Today on Twitter
Your boy @CharleeRedz13 aka Delonte West was able to save up "3 stacks" from his Home Depot pay checks to purchase a pristine "OJ Style" Ford Bronco, but unfortunately the orginial owner couldnt provide enough stacks to get it to the gas station therefore Delonte had to push it himself.
This will be a nice addition to Delonte's automobiles, it seemed he had a hard time hiding all his guns in a guitar case in his Can-Am Spyder. Mr. West also tweeted he maybe giving his new ride a paint job. Lucky for him he maybe able to swing some deals with Glidden or Behr via Home Depot.
Cant wait.
THE TANK MAN
On June 5, 1989, one day after the Chinese army's deadly crushing of the 1989 Tiananmen Square protests in Beijing, a single, unarmed young man stood his ground before a column of tanks on the Avenue of Eternal Peace. Captured on film and video by Western journalists, this extraordinary confrontation became an icon for the struggle of freedom around the world.
This is one of the best episodes of Frontline I have ever seen. Check out the full length documentary here
This is one of the best episodes of Frontline I have ever seen. Check out the full length documentary here
It's long, but well worth it...
October 23, 2011
CHRIST X TEBOW LOA SCREENSAVER
Just as Christ gave his life for all of us, Timothy Richard Tebow will also be putting his life on the line this weekend in an epic battle against Marc Anthony's 0-5 Miami Dolphins. Lets all take a moment of silence to stop and reflect on the greatness of these men as they do battle making mankind better every sunday....
doing work on Sundays since 0 B.C.
"HOE WHO IS YOU PLAYIN WITH? -BACK THAT ASS UP"
This song is fucking insane! A walk down memory lane circa 1999. -Juve' the great!
October 22, 2011
HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2 FULL SEQUENCE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! This thing was BANANNAS. Like I might need to go to therapy as a result of seeing it. Mega next-level fucked up.
October 21, 2011
Mr. October
THE GREATEST REALITY TV SHOW OF ALL TIME!!!
HOLY SHIT!!! This is AMAAAAZING! I don't know what the name of this show is, but basically, the premise is; these rednecks own a repo/ towing company and every single person who's vehicles they tow is a violent methed-out biker gangster wielding hunting knives and chains. This is MUST SEE TV.
NEW! HERMAN CAIN X APPLE X LORDS OF APATHY X SUPER DUTY TOUGH WORK SCREENSAVER!
(Click image to enlarge, then drag file to your desktops/
screensavers folder and get your muthafucking shine on.)
And, last but not least, I'd like to give a mega shout-out to our peoples over at the OG Super Duty Tough Work blog. Game recognize game, -you guys are killing it. Check them out and visit regularly. -This is fucking incredible!!
SPEAKING OF WHOOMP/ WOOT THERE IT IS...
Much like the JFK assassination conspiracy, the debate over Tag Team's 'Whoomp there it is' vs. 95 South's 'Whoot there it is', has raged on for far too long. It's time to put this shit to bed...
As far as I can remember, both of these songs blew up right around the same time. I'm pretty sure that whoever ended up winning the mens NCAA basketball championship that year, was chanting one or the other -"(whoomp / woot) there it is" during their on-court celebration at the end of the game. There were different camps saying Tag Team came out with their's first, or Tag team bit their shit from 95 South. It was never really clear who was first because in reality, I think both came out within a few days of one another. So I guess that begs the question:
A: Which one was first? and B: Which one was better? Leave your answers and reasons why in the comments section below. -BRING IT!!
TAG TEAM ("whoomp there it is, I thought you knew")
95 SOUTH ("Whoot where dat booty at?")
HERMAN CAIN'S GREATEST HITS
What can I say... The man is a genius! I'm not even being sarchastic here; to be able to exponentially outdo yourself every single day is fucking incredible! What this man has achieved over the last 2 months is astounding. It's the equivalent of Einstein coming up with the theory of relativity on monday, building a time machine on tuesday, and going back in time and stopping 9-11 on Wednesday (and so on and so on) . Every day, I hear soundbites from this guy and I think to myself "Wow... that's possibly the dumbest shit I've ever ever heard". And then, like clockwork, the next day he completely blows the previous statement out of the water. If Michael Jordan was on Herman Cain's level, in the arena of saying increasingly dumber and dumber Republican talking points, he'd have like 60 Championship rings right now. Bow down to the greatest of all time; Herman Cain is a motherfucking GOD!
Bigotry and xenophobia are like apple pie and baseball:
Bigotry and xenophobia are like apple pie and baseball:
The irony to end all ironies:
This is how a conservative wins a debate. -BOO-YAAAA
This is raw uncut lack of inteligence
October 20, 2011
HERMAN CAIN: REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
John Lennon is on a 5-speed turbo rotisserie rolling in his grave over this one. But real talk, imagine if there really WAS no pizza... -That would kindof suck.
(Also; sidenote: Is it just me, or is Yoko kindof racked-out in the Lennon link video? Something to think about...)
(Also; sidenote: Is it just me, or is Yoko kindof racked-out in the Lennon link video? Something to think about...)
YOU'RE NEXT IRAN!
The US for-profit war corporations are getting hungry for another war on terror and you guys are starting to look like a great big juicy grilled ANUS BURGER (no homo).
A MATCH MADE IN 'HEAVEN'...
You thought I was gonna use this opportunity to site the parallels between a shitty fast food franchise that exploits millions of people and threatens our health and ruins the environment, and a shitty stone-aged cult that does pretty much all of those same things? Nope... I'm not going to do that; I just wanted to show you a shitty t-shirt.
And if the sight of the golden arches is making you hungry, why not stop by your local McDonalds and pick up their juicy grilled ANUS burger. Mmmmmmm!! -Ba-ba-ba-baba -I'm lovin' it!
(Good looking out Fartburger ;) )
October 19, 2011
DYLAN RATIGAN GOING IN ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS.
So I'm not too fond of the over-hyped orchestral background music, kinda gives it a fucking Who Wants To Be A Millionaire steez to it. This ain't Braveheart. But Dylan Ratigan does get fired up and proves a great point, making the case that getting the money out of politics is the first step in changing shit, and I can feel that. Can't feel that Gladiator soundtrack shit tho. These internet revolutionaries need to go back to film school.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO QUANTIFY VICTORIA JACKSON'S STUPIDITY?
I don't expect any of you to sit through all of this. There's a good chance I'll only be able to stomach about 45 seconds of it.
October 18, 2011
ARE THEY BROTHERS??
October 17, 2011
October 13, 2011
BOOK BY ITS COVER VOL.3
You guys know what time it is: it's Volume 3 of 'Book By Its Cover'. Once again, LOA's very own disgraced blogger 'Kid Lover', is back with another stunning ensemble that is sure to capture the imaginations of an entire generation of people wasting their lives on the internet.
The rules of 'Book By Its Cover' are pretty straightforward; basically you have to look at the person pictured and guess what they're about. Solely based on their appearance, what kind of shit are they into?: -music, political views, strange habits, sexual practices etc. Be creative and thorough. The more specific and far-reaching the info you give, the better. Leave your replies in the 'comments' section below. If you're still stuck on how this thing works, check out the comments from Book By Its cover Vol. 1 and Vol. 2. -They're pretty epic.
Above is the ensemble Kid Lover decided to wear to the watch football with us at the bar on Monday night. I don't want to mislead anyone here, when I say "watch football" I don't remember seeing him so much as glance at the TV for more that a few seconds the entire night. I don't think he knows or cares about anything that has to do with any kind of athletic competition. I saw him try to throw a football once and it was heartbreaking. Imagine a stuck-up rich girl trying to throw a live grenade that's covered in honey.
I think he was hoping that there was a dance floor there so he could show us his new Melbourne hardstyle shuffle he's been working on.
October 12, 2011
REAL TALKER: OCCUPY WALL STREET EDITION
It came down to airing this dude, or a guy with blond dreadlocks, tripping on mushrooms, playing bongo drums, and wearing a flourescent green jester hat. Guess which one they picked?
FUCK THE POLICE
Not only does this shitbag cop decide he's going to wind up and just punch a woman full-on in the face, but what kind of pussy-ass punch was that? That awkward overhand windmill motion... No wonder this fucking coward has to try to beat up women; there's absolutely now way that type of shit would fly if he actually decided to go toe to toe with another man... Actually I can't even say the word 'another'. This D-bag is not a man; he's a pathetic cowardly little child who somehow got entrusted to carry a badge and gun.
Fuck this dude and everyone like him.
Racist or Not Racist: Taco Time
October is Hispanic Heritage Month. The Illinois Governor's Office is celebrating with dollar tamales and this cartoon of
THE KOCH BROTHERS OWN OUR GOVERNMENT, AND THEY'RE TRYING TO KILL YOU -FOR PROFIT.
These guys are fucking scumbags.
October 10, 2011
HOLY SHIIIITTT!!
If you know, don't spoil it in the comments. And if you don't know, you need to know A.S.A.P!
A-Fucking-SAP!! (©Bloody Loco)
IS FALCONS QUARTERBACK MATT RYAN THE WHITEST MAN THAT HAS EVER LIVED?
It's hard to be sure, but if he isn't, he's definitely giving Ed Begley Jr. a real run for his money. Don't get me wrong here, I'm not saying 'white' in the pejorative whatsoever. I'm just saying; when someone says the words 'white dude', you start out with a generic mental image of a white dude. For instance, someone says "I was at the bank the other day and there's this white dude in line in front of me..." -The image I have in my head at this point is Ed Begley Jr. From there, depending on how much more he describes the guy, I start just adding those attributes to the Ed Begley Jr chassis. -Kinda like if you buy a Toyota Camry, you can either get the base model, with no power windows or anything fancy, no cool rims, -nothing; or, you can get the baller model with heated leather seats, power everything tinted windows etc. Ed Begley is Base model white person. My point is; I'm starting to think that Matt Ryan might be the NEW 2011 edition Ed Begley Jr. This guy is a living breathing Norman Rockwell painting. -Not in a bad way, just super, incredibly white. The essence of whiteness. White as the driven snow.
Am I right or am I right?
Am I right or am I right?
AL DAVIS' SON LOOKS TERRIBLE
I'm fair; but firm (no homo).
October 7, 2011
October 6, 2011
October 5, 2011
REAL TALKER MIKE STARK
Here's the backstory on whats going on in this video. There's a guy named Mike Stark who's taken his hobby of intellectually thrashing right-wing Republican talk show hosts (particularly Rush Limbaugh), and turned it into an fine art. By simultaneously providing the facts and taking a steaming dump on Republican talking points, as well as completely sonning him in front of his own audience, Stark is beginning to compile a portfolio of masterpieces. Since Limbaugh absolutely loathes trying to match wits with an intellectual superior (someone who knows and confronts him with the facts), he resorts to the typical dishonest strategy of cutting the person off, talking over them, or scrambling to come up with any outlandish lie to try and refute reality. What's even more brilliant is that, not only has Stark figured out a way to disguise his phone number so that Limbaugh's producers are unable to know it's him, but he has also begun recruiting other people to call into the show and shit on him as well. Be sure to watch Rush's epic MELTDOWN/ temper tantrum he unleashes on one of his very own ditto-head fans after Stark's call. (Watch him check his computer screen at what is certainly an instant message from his producer, apologizing profusely for letting Stark on the air...-again... -AWESOME)
For more outstanding real talk, check out Mike Stark's website Truth Ticker where he is compiling video and audio archives of his calls.
For more outstanding real talk, check out Mike Stark's website Truth Ticker where he is compiling video and audio archives of his calls.
October 4, 2011
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