LORDS OF APATHY

April 26, 2007

PEOPLE MAGAZINE NAMES DREW BARRYMORE 2007's MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON... -WHAT IN THE MOTHER OF FUCK!??

Fucking yuck... Seriously; is the editor of People Magazine smoking crack or what? It's been a solid decade since Drew Barrymore was even eligible for runners-up status on that list. What a steaming pile of glistening horseshit. I don't know why this bugs me so much, but I'm legitimately pissed off about this. Read below about this blatant miscarriage of justice:
(see previous LOA Drew Barrymore-related posts: Drew Barrymore and Drew Barrymore Prophecy )
Former child star and "Charlie's Angels" actress Drew Barrymore has been named top of People magazine's annual "Most Beautiful" list. The 32 year old actress, who shot to fame when she appeared in Steven Spielberg's "ET: The Extra-Terrestrial" in 1982 and horror movie "Poltergeist", nudged out Angelina Jolie, Nicole Kidman and Julia Roberts to take top spot. Barrymore graces the cover of the latest issue of People magazine, which will be on newstands by the weekend, just days before the release of her new film "Lucky You" from Warner Brothers part of the same media group as People. In an interview with the magazine, Barrymore, who has been included on People's most beautiful list on four previous occasions, credits her success to inner happiness. "I just think happiness is what makes you pretty. Period," she says, "Happy people are beautiful. They become like a mirror and they reflect that happiness." Being named top of People's most-beautiful list "made my peacock feathers shine in the golden-hour light and extend to the heavens," Barrymore tells the magazine. Others on the "Beautiful People" list include Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Oprah Winfrey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Aniston, Reese Witherspoon, Halle Berry and Jennifer Lopez.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lorena steez!

Mr. Nasty Raps said...

On a related note, FHM released their list of the 100 sexiest women of 2007, and she wasn't on there at all. Obviously.

Guess who is at the top? LOA favorite, Jessica Alba.

http://www.fhmonline.com/girls_100_sexiest_2007.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=136&p=1

Anonymous said...

Umm...Snickerdoodle, you might want to let the people know that you were, infact a huge Drew Barrymore fan as few as 5 years ago. Like, you weren't just a little bit into that chick -you thought she was the shit, remember?

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

That was post-coke, post-playboy, pre-nasty dumpy disgusting stage. -Well beyond 5 years ago my friend... Also, if you would have done your homework; you would have seen that I already copped to your snippy little accusation in the links to my earlier Drew Barrymore posts, -thoroughly tackling those very issues. I expect a written apology from you by sundown tomorrow.

the VELVET weed fog said...

someone needs to come correct with photos of the pre breast reduction DDDrew... hook it up.

agent sandz said...

drew is hired by covergirl; right before she is named most beautiful; right before her new movie comes out. some call it synergy - i call it bullshit. plus, you know the list is bunk when you got oprah mixed in with halle berry and scarlett johansson.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

I couldn't agree more... For Realz. -What in the fuck is Scarlett Johanson doing on that list anyhow?

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

-GOTCHA!!! Of COURSE I'd take S-Jo to "Ye Olde Candy Shoppe" (As a distant relative of 50 Cent would say)

Anonymous said...

She has a strong chin.

Anonymous said...

Scarlet has tits thats swhy...

Anonymous said...

We all have our own opinions, and it doesn't bother me much. She's pretty. Seem's nice.