LORDS OF APATHY

June 5, 2007

ANGELINA JOLIE : NOT THAT HOT ANYMORE

That's it; -you heard it here first... I've sensed, what I think we've all been thinking about at the back of our minds for some time now, -but I'm the first one to come out publicly, and say what needs to be said. Now before you write me off as being on some bullshit, lemme just say this: -She's hot Okay?? -I'm not saying she's ugly or average -she's hot...-Pretty much any regular dude would chop his cock in half, just in hopes that she might want to wear the blood that spurts out of it in a little bottle around her neck for a while; -let alone bone her with your remaining bloody stump of a dick... -But what I'm getting at is, for a celebrity A-list hot bitch, she really aint all that... Compared to other hot Hollywood bitches that were 'that bitch' before her, her time at the top seems rather short and insignificant. In my humble opinion, Angelina Jolie will never go down in histoy as one of the legit 'Boner Jamz' mix tape classic bitches. Salma Hayek-Yes, . Raquel Welch -HELL yes!, Angelina Jolie -oh HAAIIL NAW!!...Sorry; your ghetto pass has officially been Revoked...

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

someone is smoking way too much weed. she is hot, way hot. have you seen gia or tomb raider? you be tripping.

Wagon Burner said...

THANK YOU- THANK YOU!!!!
She isn't that hot. Jessica Alba is way hotter than Angelina.
Plus I'm tired of all her "do-goodin'" baby stealing antics.
p.s. The weed brings the wisdom.

Coors Lightweight said...

I hate to say it, but I'm not so sure I'm with you on this one. Very few women make me question my love for the cock, but I would have to say that she's one of them.

Anonymous said...

She loves the cock!

Anonymous said...

over-fuckin'-rated.......
WB- Jessica Alba IS way hotter than AJ.....

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Jessica Alba is full-on Boner Jams status... There's no denying that... She's won't be a flash in the pan(ts) like Jolie. -That being said, if Angelina was my neighbor, or my kid's preschool teacher, I'd think about wanting to bone her morning noon and night...-But as an A-list Celebrity, that shit just aint cutting it anymore....

RASTROY said...

yalp.

Anonymous said...

snickerdoodles- you mean Sciencedoodles!

Anonymous said...

Salma. Period.

Anonymous said...

Salma is still way hot, but her expiration date is quickly approaching. She does have some nice chi-chi's though!