LORDS OF APATHY

December 17, 2007

AN OPEN LETTER TO KYLE ORTON


Thanks a lot buddy; really good game there. I especially liked that lolipop rainbow wounded duck-ass pass you threw at the end of the game. It was cool how you threw it into the upper stratosphere so that Darren Sharper would have time to recover on defense and intercept it. I mean the motherfucker was only WIDE OPEN for the score had you not tried to bounce it off the roof of the dome before hitting your reciever. So yeah, way to seize the opportunity tonight, good job... -fucking asshole.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

FEAR

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

Wait... Which one of the Adrian Petersons are you? -The one on the shitty Vikings or the shitty Bears?

Anonymous said...

he did come back the next weekend to whoop on the packers. yes, the bears own the packers.