LORDS OF APATHY

November 8, 2009

HEY, WHAT THE FUCK'S UP WITH SAMMY SOSA?

Sammy Sosa's skin appears to have lightened considerably. Photographs taken at an event in Las Vegas reveal a surprisingly light pigmentation on the former slugger. While no cause has been established at this time, the web site Midwest Sports Fans speculates that steroid use could be responsible. Sosa appeared with his wife, Sonia at the Latin Grammys in Las Vegas over the weekend where he shocked the world with his new light almost white skin.The former MLB baseball player may be suffering from an illness such as Vitaligo or is he bleaching his skin? Sammy who was born with brown eyes was also spotted wearing green contact lenses. Looks like someone's been using the Pond's 'Flawless White'...

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Gay vampire on steroids

bastion of suffering said...

UPDATE!!! Chicago tribune reported, according to a source close to sosa, that he is undergoing a skin rejuvenation process... What the fuck is that?

Detroit Murder Dog said...

The ghost of Sammy Sosa. Sammy RIP.

Anonymous said...

chud

bo said...

hes a chameleon or some shit. or he bought mad bleach with that home run dough.