I'm really not trying to be a hater here... I'm sure Cameron Diaz is a lovely person and all that; -but c'mon dude... Really? When she was younger, she had a few glimmers of something resembling hot, but is this the best you can do? Granted, this is a huge upgrade from your last boo, the 'crypt keeper' cougar Madonna, but is this really the example you want to be setting for kids? You're supposed to be a role model. All I'm saying is, if I was a handsome, famous, multi-jillionaire, high-profile athlete, I'd think of significantly upping my dick game. Holler at your boy Dereck Jeter (Who's literally 'batting' 1000 in this category) and soccer guy Christiano Ronaldo. Those motherfuckers don't play; -strictly dimepieces... Look, YOUR NICKNAME IS MOTHERFUCKING "A-ROD" for Christ's sake!!! -To me that means your 'Rod' needs to be exclusively reserved for 'A'-list ass.
Just saying dude, get your shit together...
A quick side-note here: The above is a picture of Cameron shoveling popcorn into A-rod's failure-hole from the Superbowl yesterday. My girlfriend pointed out that Diaz looks exactly like Packers' Linebacker AJ Hawk:
HOW FUCKING CREEPY/ ACCURATE IS THAT?? I think ESPN needs to bring her on as an analyst for pointing out who NFL players resemble. Her skills are impeccable!
