WHERE MY DOGGS AT??

TRICKERATION

Credit where credit is due; the Bears pulled off one of the coolest trick plays I think I've ever seen in an NFL game (allbeit against my defending world champion Packers). Speaking of 'champions' I am myself a champion of fairplay and accurate officiating.  I didn't see any holding penalty on that play and think that the Bears should have been awarded the touchdown. It was an unfortunate call for the bears and cast unnecessary doubt on the fact that they would have eventually lost the game anyways.  My sincere apologies go out to Detroit Murder Dog and the rest of Bears nation.

-Snickerdoodles McPoppycock  Esq., Regional Manager Applebee's Corporation 

TOO WHITE, TOO STRONG

In the spirit of Detroit Murder Dog's 'Racist or Not Racist' series, I present to you Ponds' new campaign which basically says "You are much more lovable if your skin is white"... -SO FUCKED!! Not only that, but the fucking product is called 'Flawless White'. Not very subtle at all.
They made a mini soap opera out of this, here's all 5 episodes back-to-back.