LITTLE CHILDREN

At risk of coming off like a total bitch, I decided to put you up on this movie Little Children. Now before you go and watch it, let me just warn you that this is not going to be some blockbuster, feel-good hit-of-the-summer type of deal. As a matter of fact, when I saw it on cable last year, I cried; literally cried... Like an emotional little bitch.-Yeah, that's right, -I said it, Your boy Snickerdoodles has a sensitive side. You mighta thought I was all about handing out knuckle sandwiches, regulating on fools, and getting into verbal altercations with motherfuckers at the local donut shop... -You'd be correct in assuming that; however there's a whole other side to S-Dot that fools don't even know about... In fact, while we're on the sensitivity tip, why not re-visit my Dancing around the world post from a few days ago.

P.S. For all you 'Chud' enthusiasts out there in the LOA nation (heads up Munzie), My girl Kate Winslet is really bringin' her 'A' Chud game, gettin hella nude up in this bitch (well, not 'hella', but nude nonetheless)...Juliette Lewis,-watch your back!!

T.O. CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BITCH

I think crying is gonna be huge in '08. With the nexus of Hillary Clinton, T.O., and emo music, I think the stage is set for this to be the year of the crybaby. I gotta tell you, I'm starting to get really excited about this! There's an endless ammount of personal pain I can draw from to get my 'public cry' on. It's dope that crying has become legitimized and even somewhat cool. Now if you would please excuse me, I'm about to go take an 'emotional shower*' (© Devon Green).
Also, -FUCK YEAH!!! The Cowboys are done! That means the Pack gets to play Peyton Manning's retarded lil' brother and the NY Giants at Lambeau next weekend! Now I'm not gonna start shooting my mouth off making a bunch of boastful predictions, because that stuff always comes back to haunt you, but I think it's gonna be a good game... -Where my Cheeseheads at!!??