STALLONE ABSOLUTELY SUCKS AT SINGING

IRISH MUSIC IS FUCKING TERRIBLE

From my long list of astute cultural observations; -I'd put Irish music in league with Christian music in terms of truly irritating shitty shitty music.  I've been sitting on this one for a while now.   I can't stand this shit; it's fucking AWFUL. Truly dreadful dreadful shit. It's terrible.
(Don't bother mentioning that Dropkick Murphys song from 'The Departed' okay?? -It's not enough to disprove what I'm saying here.)

Abysmal Raps Keep Coming

Rhyming "Travis Barker" with "Bob Barker" is a new low in rap technology. That said, I have a feeling this is going to take off as a ringtone sensation, so I'm hitting the booth for a "My Asian Friends" remix. What rhymes with "good at math"?

(LIL) KING SHIT

See Soulja Boy, now look what you did! Somebody please give this kid an Eric B & Rakim tape....

THESE PEOPLE MAKE TERRIBLE MUSIC:

1. Beyonce: -She's never ever made a good song. -Ever. They're all terrible.
2. T-Pain: -No-talent, top-hatted wierdo. Stop Biting Roger Troutman (poorly)
3. Toby Keith: Republicanism set to 'music'.
4: Common: Once the best MC out, Now does commercials for The Gap and energy drinks... And your music is featured at Starbucks in the 'now playing' box up at the counter.
5: Rihanna: All your songs suck, but you have a bangin' body
6: Cassie: You are a really bad singer. Please make a lesbian video with Lauren London. -PLEASE!

MUST BE THE MONEY

That does it. I'm bringing back the "suit with no shirt" look. You can't stop me.