YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TIME IT IS

Shifty Shellshock all up in your ass beeyotch. It's time for another horrible rap weekend y'all:

HORRIBLE RAP FRIDAY: LIL' J.D.

I'm at a loss for words on this one... Help me out.

HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND: PUTTIN IT DOWN FOR MY BOY J.C. (THE LORD)

Thuggin it out for the lord...-Chicano style. Who knew you could mix latin gangbanging and praising the lord? It's inspired me to create a rather unorthodox mash-up of my own; I'm about to make a chocolate cheesecake and then pour bleach all over it and eat it. You wouldn't think that this combo would work, but trust me folks, it's DELICIOUS!
Praise Jesus

HORRIBLE RAP TUESDAY: JOE SOMEBODY FREESTYLE

HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE RAP FRIDAY: TILA TEQUILA

This is fucking awful... Try not to let it ruin your weekend.

(Good looking out Matt F.)

Horrible Rap x Rice Paddy Hats

I've been riding the bus for hours every day hoping to film some mass transit race fights. Unfortunately, I've been coming up empty as the Obama presidency has calmed racial tensions in Chicago. Chi-City rapper Gaggie didn't get the memo as he brings us this pan-Asian tour de force. Filmed in Chinatown, Gaggie rocks a Japan jacket, Vietnamese hat and raps about Hong Kong. Some bubble tea, import tuning and math problems would have made the cipher complete. Maybe next time.

Thanks to Pedro Navaja$ for putting me up on this masterpiece (of shit).

HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND: 'THIS IS ANGOON'

Wherever Angoon is, I'm not in any big hurry to go there.(Good looking out Anonymous)

HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND: ROSCOE DASH feat. SOULJA BOY (tellem)

What do you even call this genre of music? Technically they're rapping; but not well. And by any stretch of the imagination, you could not convince yourself nor anyone else that this is good. But by about the 3rd or 4th listen, it has completely taken over your mind. Soulja Boy really has the knack for making shit that's god-awful and yet completely infectiously catchy at the same time. I guess this time around, I'm just happy I don't need to learn a new dance to go along with this one.

Abysmal Raps Keep Coming

Rhyming "Travis Barker" with "Bob Barker" is a new low in rap technology. That said, I have a feeling this is going to take off as a ringtone sensation, so I'm hitting the booth for a "My Asian Friends" remix. What rhymes with "good at math"?

HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND: BROKENCYDE -FREAXXX

Well, they've done it... Brokencyde has made the worst song in all of human history. I don't entirely want to give them credit for it however, considering that they pretty much took elements of several different genres of horrible music and combined them, in their own horrible way, into a nasty foul-smelling musical goulash. It really REALLY sucks. -bad...
... Blatantly stolen from Revok's blog -Holler at him!

HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND!

A few points on this one: First of all, this man has breasts.-Pretty voluptuous ones at that. Second, I wonder what leads up to this not only getting filmed, but then after it's done, who decides that "Yeah, I think this needs to go up on YouTube. The world needs to see this."? And one final point here; I imagine that in an 'everything is relative' sort of way, seeing/ hearing this, to me, is what it's like for a 60-yr-old white person to see/ hear ANY rap music. (Good lookin out Siddiq 'the Freak')

Awwwww Jeeeahhhh!! Our boy Ray J is back at it.... The main thing I'm trying to figure out is, does Ray J have parents? I mean maybe this is a non-factor considering the name of the song is 'I don't give a fuck'. Yeah, Apparently not...
(Good looking out Jide)

We are looking for your submissions for horrible rap this weekend, so LOA soldiers, fans, readers; -come with it. Links can be (submitted in the comments section).