LOA TREND WATCH: JAPANESE BAGELHEADS

Checkmate.  The Japanese have got us faded once again.  I gotta say, I'm feeling this new pro-Israel body-modification steezo. Shalom Shabat.

MMA BODY-MODIFICATION BITERS

Apparently the Japanese Bagelhead craze is blowing the fuck up... Peep game:

DENKI GROOVE

The Japanese have done it again! -Warning!- don't watch if you are prone to seizures or have recently eaten pot brownies

Apologetic Asian Girl DuJour

Goemenne.jp is the greatest website in the world. In honor of Japan's Apology Day (December 10), this site collected 31 video apologies from cute Japanese girls. It also includes photos of them looking contrite and their blood types (Japanese people are fucking weird). Since I'm usually the one apologizing to girls, this instantly became my favorite site (bumping NikeTalk and Onion Booty to numbers 2 and 3, respectively).

SURREAL JAPANESE GAMESHOW

I think that somehow this actually makes more sense if you don't speak or understand Japanese

Mr. Hair Hat Takes Japan

I'm just thinking out loud here, but how about a New Era x Seventh Letter x Supercuts x Mr. Hair Hat collabo? Snick, make it happen!

Is Blackface Illusionist Japanese Obama Racist? You Make the Call

The Detroit Murder Dog Corp. offices were abuzz with controversy this week as everyone was debating whether or not a Japanese guy in Obama blackface doing magic tricks was offensive. Remember that in Japan things like tentacle rape cartoons, used womens' underpants sold in vending machines, and french maid cafes are all OK. What do you think LOA? The phone lines are open.

UPDATE: LOA readers have spoken. Verdict is "not racist."

MORE CREEPY JAPANESE SHIT.

It's no secret, that the Japanese are in my top 3 races of people. Wether it's their hot-ass gravure models, their cute babies, their technology, or their absolute morbid sense of sexual deviancy, the Japanese have a little something for everybody... In this case it's inventing a robot that doesn't tolerate sexual harassment. You can only imagine the countless way's people are getting creepy with this shit. Enjoy:

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: YOKO MATSUGANE

Even after all these years / I miss you when your not here / I wish you were here my dear Yoko,
Even if it's just a day / I miss you when your away / I wish you were here today dear Yoko,
Even if it's just one night / I miss you and it don't feel right / I wish you were here tonight dear Yoko,
Even if it's just an hour / I wilt just like a fading flower / Ain't nothing in the world like our love dear Yoko,
(-R.I.P. John Lennon)