WORLD PREMIER!! NEW LOA SCREENSAVER!

It's been a hot minute since I blessed you guys with a new screensaver, so I thought I'd hit you off with a banger for spring. With all of the retarded Youtube videos, we sometimes lose sight of the stuff that made LOA one of the hottest blogs in the bloggosphere. Take a few moments to recognize some real classic O.G. LOA flavor. (Click image to enlarge/ drag into your desktops/ screensavers folder on your computer.)
In the spirit of getting back to our roots, I invite you all to submit your own LOA screensavers to: lordsofapathy@gmail.com. If your shit is tight, I'll post it. Get at me dogg!!

SOME GAY ASS SHIT

I'm guessing this might be some of the gayest shit out on youtube right now. Since we all fair and balanced up in this bitch, its only proper to cover off on the hottest gay ass shit poppin off in the gay-o-sphere. I give you Samwell, one gay ass motherfucker. I dare you to keep your dicks soft on this one. Real Talk. For all you gays out there, getting your gay on strong, this ones for you.

"It's fun to do bad things..."

This kid is in my Top 8.



video courtesy of Thuggy Fresh

REAL TALK; GEORGE GALLOWAY

LEMME-LEMME UPGRADE YA !!! (THE SEQUEL)

This must be seen to be believed. Watch it now, understand it in 2012.
If ya don't know, now ya know nigga

FREE WESLEY SNIPES

Action star Wesley Snipes was found not guilty of federal tax-fraud and conspiracy charges Friday, but was convicted on three misdemeanor counts of failing to file a tax return. Snipes had faced up to 16 years in prison if convicted on all charges, but can now only get up to three years. The “Blade” star and two co-defendants had been indicted in 2006 after Snipes stopped paying, using tax protest arguments long rejected by the courts.Snipes sat emotionless as his verdict was read, then nodded in relief. He refused to talk with reporters after the verdict, and is still liable for millions in taxes likely to be pursued in civil court. Check out this earlier post I made on how the IRS has been extorting money from taxpayers since 1913. Rene Russo's America Freedom to Fascism

EXTREME SELF-CASTRATION.

Somebody get X-Games AND the Special Olympics on the horn; I think we have a new champion in the making... Ryan Sheckler watch your back son!
Crazy Kid Leaps Down Staircase - Watch more free videos

THE JACKHAMMER© (Patent Pending)

I GOT IT!! Dude- I'm 'bout to officially go on record here with my latest million-dollar invention: 'THE JACKHAMMER©'!! Basically, the Jackhammer is going to be my series of work-out masturbation tapes accompanied by specially designed resistance bands that will help you burn calories, build muscle, and sculpt your body as you masturbate. I'm thinking, maybe some kind of adjustable tension band that goes around your fucking neck and the other end attaches to your wrist. As you jack off, you work your biceps, triceps, and deltoids. I could maybe even make it have a Michael Hutchence feature on there that allows you to choke yourself as your jerkin it... (I should probably holler at my lawyers about this one first.)
Some Aerobic Exercise - Amazing videos are here

DIPSHITS RIDING MOTORCYCLES

Crashes Compilation - More free videos are here

THE LIVING PHOTOGRAPH pt. DEUX

CUNT SMASHER

Respect the Cunt Smasher and his lethal sai! Amazingly, this is only the 2nd gayest thing I've ever posted on here.

WORST NIGHT EVER (MORE FROM CHEATERS)

Want to see the most embarrassing moment ever caught on tape? This dude finds his girl cheating on him with a guy that looks exactly like him, he finds them in the car he bought, then he gets knocked out by the guy when he confronts him. And not even a regular knockout. It's a one-punch, lights-out, crying-like-a-bitch knockout. If I had feelings, I'd feel bad for this guy.

BAD GIRLS CLUB IS AWESOME!!

I honestly thought I'd never end up watching anything on the Oxygen Network... All I gotta say is this shit is crack. -One hit will have you fiending out like Pookie in New Jack City, trying to suck somebody's dick just to watch 1 more episode. Fortunately/ unfortunately, I stumbled across this on a night where they were having one of those 10-episode Bad Girls Club marathons. GAME OVER. They tried to make me go to rehab but I said NO-NO-NO!

NEW WORLD ORDER

FUCK THE POLICE.

It's weird; in spite of all the injustice and crooked shit you see happening every day in the U.S., part of me still thought "there's NO WAY these shitbag cops are gonna get off for this one..." -Of course they were; what was I thinking?? Cops pumping 50 bullets (-FIFTY!!) into an unarmed black man... -Case closed. -NOT GUILTY. Same old shit.

WAIT, WHAT?!

Really, Holland? This is how you get down? I like jokes as much as the next guy, but Jesus! There are lines, Holland. Lines you just don't cross. And one of those lines is dry-humping a little boy on national TV. Fuck.

BITCH, PLEASE...

¡¡HAY MUY CALIENTE!!

Today's forecast calls for some major juggs followed by steady flurries of ass.
Smokin Hot Weather Girl - Watch more free videos

CLASSIC SHAQ

I used to hate Shaq with a passion... I'm talking H-A-T-E. But once he got traded to Miami and started playing with D. Wade, I soon realized that I just hated Kobe and that Shaq was pretty aiight... Here's one example of Shaq being fucking awesome:
Shaq Curses on LIVE TV! (uncensored) - The best video clips are right here

FUCK YOUR BROADCAST

Basically, I've decided that this should be standard operating procedure from now on. Anytime someone is broadcasting anything live, -especially something for the 'news' or anything on a major network, make it a point to do anything in your power to add your own creative touch to it and otherwise fuck it up. Maybe justify it in that, the news is almost always bullshit, so you may as well make it a little bit interesting or funny...
Soccer Hooligans Ruin Live Broadcast - Watch more free videos

STREAKING THE NEWS

Anytime you see a dude's dick on the news...-Priceless!
Streaking On Live TV - The funniest movie is here. Find it

¡GOD BLESS UNIVISION!

Oh Jackie Guerrido; tell me aaalll about the weather girlfriend...
Jackie Guerrido Upskirt - The best bloopers are a click away

PUKE VOMIT FOREVER!

This one goes out to my boy T-Rod, a motherfucker who can appreciate some honest to goodness live on-air vomiting. Halleluja-Hollaback!!
Swedish Hostess THROWS UP On Live TV! - The best bloopers are a click away

Get A life.

...and i'm not talking about the people spinning arrows in this clip, theirs are most likely some of the best and most fulfilling lives out there, i'm talking about you (the LOA reader), you should have a scissors in your grubby little paw and be cutting up some cardboard into an arrow shape and getting ready to spin your fucking ass off! now get out there and LIVE!!!!!

I.F.H. MONDAYS

BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ CUTS!!!!!

the Pope? Big Asian breasts and butts? Water Powered cars? Politics? Rap?
FUCK ALL THAT NOISE!! BUZZCUTS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

ORDER TODAY!!!

"every one of these bands RAWKS!"
-Snickerdoodles McPoppycock

Investing your money in Gold and Silver

I was recommended to invest my money in gold and silver. As the U.S. dollar continues to go down in value this seems to make more and more sense.




for more info:
www.goldcentral.com
www.silverstockreport.com
http://www.caseyresearch.com/crpmkt/crpSolo.php?id=77&ppref=KIT077BN1007A

CRACKER ASS FANTASTIC

Dirt Nasty spitting some latin lingo at all the Borricua mamis:

get killed.

watch this 2 part spot on Stan Meyer, trip out and then click HERE after you watch for a LOT more info.
this is bonkers for SO many reasons.

YOUNG POSE IN THE BUILDING!

Longtime LOA gangsta Pose doing his thing in a major way. Chi-Town stand up!!(Good lookin' Young Hollywood AKA Young Jersey)

Cartoon banned by the Mormon church

FUNKY SUNDAY

Put a glide in your slide, a dip in your hip and get funky up in this motherfucker today.

On an unrelated note, I wish music and concerts were still this good.

THE POPE IS HERE!!!-(YAWN...)

You mean to tell me that the ex-Nazi / current leader of the Vatican, -The organization who didn't bother denouncing the Nazis during WWII, because they were too busy laundering their money, and helping them as they slaughtered millions of Jews (I.E. non-Catholics), is in town?... SWEET! -The Same dude who insists people don't use condoms despite the fact that Africa is ravaged by AIDS. -Yeah, him. When you're done spreading joy throughout the land, why dont you go back to figuring out different ways to reassign all the priests who rape little boys so that they can avoid being prosecuted... -You know; -like how Jesus would do...

MR. PRESIDENT, WHAT'S YOUR DEFINITION OF SUCCESS IN IRAQ?

A NATIONAL DISGRACE.

It's hard to write an anti-Bush tirade anymore without sounding completely trite... It's like a Michael Jackson joke; we all know the punchline before you've even finished telling the setup.. I think this dude sums it up best. This guy is a fucking saint. It's like he's reading everyone's mind and then saying it directly to the source of the world's problems. Somebody buy this dude a beer. Ladies offer him a BJ or something.

SHE GET IT FROM HER MAMA...

Well... Maybe she didn't get it from her mama. She get it from her surgeon. -Her really shitty surgeon.

For Y'all Looking To Become Real Artist's

REDNECK ART made with BBQ RIBS

FOREPLAY

Right after McCain snuggled up to his boy 'W', he popped a dozen Levitras, and had wet-dream fantasies of fucking America in it's collective asshole.

GET YOUR FREAK ON

If you're into Asian girls, and fucking inanimate objects, this might be just the thing for you!(Good looking out John)

Ordering Chinese

FUCKING WITH C-SPAN.

This stuff is comedy gold. Nothing is better than a well executed prank call on live TV.

THE UPSIDE OF WATCHING LOCAL NEWS

(Big up to Playboy Kenny)

MARILYN MONROE SEX TAPE SELLS FOR $1.5 MILLION.

A 15-minute film of Marilyn Monroe engaging in oral sex with an unidentified man will be kept from public view by a New York businessman who has bought it for $1.5 million, the broker of the deal said Monday. What a total slut.

the Bad Brains

CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS...

Especially as it applies to some Asian 36 double Deeezzz!! -Hallelujah Hollaback!!

War Metal Battle Master

"We set out to make an epic metal video/short horror film that truly visualized this blood drenched song. With a limited budget. And a lot of help from friends."

I think we should all take a blood drenched moment and appreciate the level of effort these guys put in here, all I did was drink beer this whole weekend.

THE REPUBLICANS JUST LOVE THEIR RACISM, TAX CUTS FOR THE WEALTHY AND ENDLESS WARS

File this under 'Not Subtle'.Who's that black guy in the back row shilling for these deuschbags?

THE 'BAFFLING BURGER' with CYRIL TAKAYAMA

If I was this dude, my favorite one would be the old "Disappearing Schlong" trick.

live and direct from Tokyo ;)

1 of about 100 million billion reasons Tokyo is killing it.

LOA MASSAGE CORNER IS BACK!!

Honestly, there needs to be a 24-hour cable channel dedicated to hot asians giving each other baby oil rubdowns. I could seriously zone out to this kind of thing for hours on end... I'm dedicating this one to T-Rod, who's over in Tokyo trying to make this happen as we speak...

FILE UNDER: IN IT TO WIN IT

Read about Jason Burrows changing his middle name from Michael to 'Megatron':

"It's official. My name has been changed from Jason Michael Burrows to Jason Megatron Burrows, effective today. Here's the story of my trip to the courthouse:The Judge came in about 15 minutes late & apologized, then said that she'd be hearing name changes first, The first lady got up & changed her last name to honor her birth family. Next, a family went up, and the mom & dad both said that their daughter would like her name changed to Jessica, so the judge signed that order.
Then it was my turn... I walked to the front, where she had me raise my right hand to swear that I would tell the truth, whole truth & nothing but the truth. She asked if my name change was to defraud creditors, I said no. She asked if it would be detrimental to anyone else, I said no. She Then asked if I was indeed changing my middle name to that of my childhood hero, I smiled & said "Yes Ma'am." She said, "Then I do order & decree that your name be changed from Jason Michael Burrows to Jason Megatron Burrows" with a HUGE grin. There were quite a few chuckles from the courtroom... I was handed the paperwork & I split. (Click image to make it get... mmmbigger.) (Good looking out Playboy Kenny)

blowing it live and direct from TOKYO!

Sacred Tamagotchi™ Heart.
Correct me if im wrong, but its kinda a baller/gangster move to stroll into a legit Tokyo tattoo spot and ask for a Tamagotchi® tattoo.

DUEL OF THE IRON MICS!!

You've never seench MC's of this caliber in your life! Having this level of talent harnessed in one room is truly breathtaking! Peep game as Eli Porter battles Envy for public access television freestyle supremacy!! (Note: these rhymes are off the domepiece kid,- No pre-written rhymes allowed up in this biatch...-Brang it son!!) (Good lookin' out Thee Casual Male)

Double Penetration Accident

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it ain't easy being green...

or having 3 heads. actually, im sure the green part is a cake walk next to having all those fucking heads.

JESSE VENTURA KEEPING IT REAL ON FOX NEWS

From Navy Seal, to professional wrestler, to movie star, to Minnesota state governor, to author, to member of the Klingon High Council (see photos of Jesse in his post-gubernatorial, beard dreads, not-giving-a-fuck phase), and now 9-11 conspiracy theorist. Fuck it. Let’s be real—Jesse Ventura is a superhero. At this point in time I can’t think of anyone who keeps it more real than this guy. He goes on Fox News and with unflappable conviction drops math on the fact that two planes can’t possibly bring down three buildings. This dude’s apparently not afraid of paramilitary goons in blacked-out Suburbans coming to whisk him off to a FEMA camp in the middle of the night. Probably because he’s strapped the fuck out —I saw Predator—that Gatling gun was no joke. Plus, have you seen this dude’s wiz?—She’s built like Red Sojna. I know she’s down to jux someone in the neck with a battle-ax or a two-handed bastard sword if they get backed into a tight corner.Unfortunately, you have to also listen to neocon dipshit Sean Hannity flap his gums as well.(good looking out Nicky V.)

GAME. SET. MATCH.

So you thought you were gonna get the dumbest tattoo of the year award? Not even close. Recognize the real deal Holifield:

CHOCOLATE RAIN...-AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE!!

I dream that someday, i'll be so rich, that I don't have shit else to do except edit videos like this:

APPARENTLY, OBAMA IS A MACKDADDY....WHO KNEW.

He pimps black women AND white women...-With 54 double D tits!! Jeesus... Religious people are nuts.

AIR SEX; THE CRAZE THAT'S SWEEPING THE NATION!

GET AT ME DOG.

Attention dog breeders! I am currently putting my dog Skittles out to stud. Holler at your boy S-dot if your dog's in heat and wants fuck around and get hit with the Hennesey dick...(I.E. My dog's dick; -not mine)(Click picture to make it....mmbigger...)

ANIMAL SPOTLIGHT; THE PAINTING ELEPHANT

This elephant paints better than most people... crazy!(Thanks Revok)

LOA's GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN TELEVISION

This is so incredibly wrong on so many different levels... So deliciously, seductively, splendidly wrong... You are a bad person if you enjoy this kind of thing. Enjoy...

Midget Fight On Springer - Watch more free videos

LOA GANGSTER SPOTLIGHT; MATT EVS

Who is Matt Evs you ask? He's only the man behind the curtain at Enjoi
, a damn good skateboarder, and from what T-Rod tells me, a huge supporter of LOA. For that I salute you Matt Evs. Big up playboy

SEA WORLD PSYCHO

This is by far, the best show on television.

LOA ANIMAL SPOTLIGHT: KILLA BEES ON A SWARM!

Who knew that Japanese bee warfare was so gangster!? This is not madness...THIS...IS...SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!

TONITE WE DINE ON BEE HEADS IN HELLLL!!

The Best Way to Wipe

The Best Fight Scene Ever

This is unedited all in one take.. of the chain...

SUCKLE ON MY TEET.

Suckle On My Teet

LICK A SHOT !!!!

Charlton Heston died yesterday of complications stemming from Alzheimer's Disease. You all know him from "Planet Of The Apes" and "Spartacus". Don't get all excited to enjoy some hating cuz I kinda liked this guy and I guess it's a drag that he's dead. Now who's gonna blindly stand up for questionable shit? On the bright side....someone finally got to pry that gun from his cold, dead hands. BO!!BO!!BO!!

Bush Vs. Zombies

Beep Beep

TABLEFUCKER UPDATE!

Actually, it's not even really an update... I'm pretty much just looking for more reasons to post stuff about the dude who fucks tables
. I think this quote I read on another blog pretty much sums it up:
"I don't want to live in a world where having sex with a picnic table is considered criminal." -Word the fuck up...

SOCIAL COMMENTARY ON ILLEGAL DOMESTIC WIRETAPPING

Welcome to the new and improved U.S.S.R!(Lifted from Loss Prevention. holler at your blog.)

Goodnight Mr. McCain

I don't know if this was recorded before or after the "apology" for being a racist ass racist that he made today, but this dude is straight fucked.
It seems that only this would be the appropriate follow up.

AN LOA EXCLUSIVE 'RETRO' HOT ASIAN GIRL Du JOUR: CONNIE CHUNG

To oddly quote T-pain (or whoever that was shamelessly trying to cash in on the Roger Troutman voice-effect) "Shawty you (were) a teeeeiin... a teeeein... a teeeeiin" Maury; Good'onya mate!

LOA MASSAGE CORNER

I picked the wrong profession... Wasn't even close.

'SMELL YO' DICK' UNPLUGGED

Get Funky In The Place

Fat Girl on a Dirt Bike

So this one's a little lackluster, but it was right above the Greek dude on the video thingy and I think the name alone is worth a look.

???

fuck. i should not be posting either of these clips, but i feel i have to for some reason, i guess cus i just sat through them and i dont wanna be alone in this...

HOW MANY GREEK DUDES DOES IT TAKE TO NOT GET HIT BY A CAR?

REAL TALK with JESSE 'THE BODY' VENTURA

Ex-professional wrestler/ 'actor'/ Minnesota governor/ Harvard professor, Jesse The Body/ Jesse the Governor drops knowledge about politics to hack braindead mummy Larry King. Peep Gameboy:

Already been done...

hey Thomas Beatie, thats cool that you are a pregnant man (actually a woman) and all that, but you aint the first. also, i havent seen your pregnant man movie yet but im pretty sure Arnold made a better mom that you ever will, sorry budd.

It just got hectic-er.

Raise 'em up!! Featuring hot jams courtesy of Zuleyman. Who I can only imagine must be Kazakstan's answer to Trick Daddy.They're killing us across the pond.

"IT GOT...MMBIGGER"

CHRIS HANSON LASHES BACK!

Chris "Cyborg" Hanson has vowed never to be outshined again by another vertically modified vehicle. Chris assured me he is taking his truck in first thing tomorrow morning to get raised up another 4 feet 6 inches. In the meantime he contends that he is still out-toughing the raised Cadillac scraper by virtue of his whip being equipped with a 'Hemi' and by having a crazed wild dog with him (see photo). Stay tuned; I have the feeling that this battle is just starting to heat up folks!
(Photo: Jimmy Arrighi) (Correction: Chris' truck is a Dodge Ram with a Hemi, NOT a Ford F350 as earlier reported.)

12 YEAR-OLD BOY GOING OUT LIKE A TRUE 'SOULJA' (BOY) (TELLEM)

Bloomington (Illinois) police arrested a 12-year-old for throwing a brick through Soulja Boy's tour bus windshield at a concert held at the U.S. Cellular Coliseum. When asked why he did it, the boy replied, "I hate Soulja Boy." -That's some talk of the 'real' variety.

CHRIS HANSON, STEP YOUR GAME UP!!

Your lifted Ford F350 just aint cutting it anymore... The gauntlet has officially been thrown down. -RECOGNIZE!!!
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