LORDS OF APATHY

June 5, 2009

HORRIBLE RAP FRIDAY: THE 'UNSTOPPABLE' LIL' KING...

I wonder if Lil' King is going to drop the 'Lil' ala (Lil') Bow Wow when he turns 16 or so, signifying that he's entering young adulthood. So what then? -just 'King'?... -How about Martin Luther King! That'd be swaggalicious! I always thought that Dr. King had a certain level of swag, that in many ways reminds me of Lil' King, so it only makes sense. OH SHIT-YEAH! -And the title of his first major label album could be entitled "I have a dream". The cover art would be like a photo of Lil' King -Sorry- Lil' Martin Luther King, in a race car bed with brightly colored all-over-print, diamond logo linens having a dream about owning both a Louis-bag and a Gucci-bag filled to the top with money! Yo! Lil' MLK- Get at me dogg! I want to manage your career son!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lil King is nothing to Tsimfuckus. Youtube: Tsimfuckus. Loa needs him.

Chef Rykwon said...

Shouldn't the management of MLK's career be kicked off with a hype-ass LOA screensaver? Since he has so much swag to give away, I think a good place to put it would be on the screens of computers across the globe.

Snickerdoodles McPoppycock said...

damn... thats a good point chef. Lemme marinate on this one for a minute and when I get back stateside, it's on and populating!