Toddlers & Tiaras is currently the best?!?

This kid totally fucking falls about 36 times in his one fall, its like a cartoon. Man, if there's one thing i like more than watching little kids eat shit, it has to be closeted flamboyantly gay dads. Toddlers & Tiaras is the fucking shit. I'm not even going to NO HOMO this. It's a great show about middle america and fucked up parenting. As much as i hate these parents, I'm kinda thankful for them. They're more than likely raising the next Belladonna.
Here's one of my favorite SNL clips of all time. I feel like it kinda got slept on...

Living Stereotype

If Milwaukee ends up boycotting Arizona, nobody can say that it wasn't a well-reasoned decision. Here, County Supervisor Peggy West grabs the mic and reinforces the stereotype of Midwesterners as obese idiots. Misstating the location of Arizona is the highlight, but I particularly like her conclusion that the Arizona governor has "direct linkage" to Obama by virture of the results of a Google image search. By that measure, Knicks point guard Chris Duhon also has a hotline connection to the President.

CRYSTALISED

Keep it on the down low...

I once shared a statistic with fellow LOAers Snickerdoodles and J.Seams (both totally Black) that between 99 and 100 percent of Black men "get on the down low". They disagreed with me, and dismissed it. Finally, after months of research, I've found the evidence that proves that statistic beyond a reasonable doubt. AND it's also quite common for Down Low Brothers to also be Down Low Murderers, which I was not aware of. But I guess it makes sense. This short film titled, "Hidden Prodigy", captures what Ang Lee must have been striving for with "Brokeback". I think Ang could really learn something about editing from this piece, and Jake and Heath (RIP) would have benefitted the movie a touch more, had they been able to better convey the homoerotic tension displayed here. Dialogue is top notch, Enjoy!

Amazing Rap with J.Seams: Pretty Boy Swag

"Soulja Boy you a foo (fool) for this one!"
This video will be the first music video to win both a grammy and an oscar.
This is for Pretty Boy's only. If your an ugly boy or a decent looking boy, this is NOT for you.

ORANGINA'S GAY HUMANOID CAT COMMERCIAL

See if you can find a logical correlation between any 2 things in this commercial.  Also, keep in mind, Orangina is a fruity carbonated beverage, -not an aftershave; and there's no such thing as humanoid cat-people. (More importantly; in spite of how much we'd all like there to be, there are no GAY  humanoid cat-people.) 

Korean Cursing

The homie Pedro Navaja$ passed this one along. Is this really what's going on in ESL programs? Not sure I'm feeling the use of the euphemism "foreigner" for "American." That shit is pickled.

RAP MASTERPIECE: OUTKAST B.O.B.

There just can't be enough said about how great Outkast is/ was. If life was fair, 
Brett Favre's dumb ass would fucking retire already, and Outkast would put out 
20 more albums. 

RIME'S EUROPEAN VACATION

Dirty Jersey and Noah Banks connect like voltron on this rap spray doc. 
BEHOLD! The best filmed/ edited graffiti video ever!

BLACK JESUS

DJ DOUGGPOUND: 'GLAZE' at CAKES PICASSO

DAEWON SONG IS A SAVAGE

Is this skateboarding or magic?

ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE UNDERDOG.

WHERE IN THE WORLD IS J-SEAMS?

LOA alumnus / international man of mystery J-Seams has been getting his globetrot on in recent weeks, and is taking some pretty cool photos in the process. See what's crackin' at his new blog constructcollapse. 

(Click Image to enlarge)

Where you at J-Seams?  Holla atcha boy...

BLACK JESUS

I'M PRETTY MUCH IN LOVE WITH RASHIDA JONES...

•Freckles on nose -CHECK.

•Good Skin/ teeth -CHECK 

•Great Voice/ personality -CHECK

•Dad was the executive producer of MJ's 'Off the Wall' and 'Thriller' - CHECK

I'm fully on board with that... -SOOO  F-ing HOTTTT!!  

LOA's CRAZY FRENCH CANNIBAL Du JOUR

ROUEN, France — A French prisoner went on trial Monday and acknowledged killing his cellmate and then eating part of the man's lung.Nicolas Cocaign, charged with murder and acts of barbarism, told the court in Rouen, northwestern France, that he is now getting psychiatric treatment and feels "stable." After the charges against Cocaign were read in court, the 39-year-old said he was responsible. Thierry Baudry's mutilated body was found Jan. 3, 2007 by a Rouen prison guard, and an autopsy revealed two chest muscles and part of his left lung were missing. At the time, Rouen prosecutor Joseph Schmit said Cocaign confessed to stabbing his victim with scissors and suffocating him with a plastic bag before removing and eating part of an organ from his chest – though he mistakenly believed it was the victim's heart. Cocaign, whose face is tattooed with images including bloody tears and a skull, told investigators he had wanted to eat the victim's heart to "take his soul," according to the indictment. At the time, Cocaign was serving a sentence for attempted rape while armed, while Baudry was in prison for sexual assault. Defense lawyer Fabien Picchiottino said his client had repeatedly asked to be committed to a psychiatric ward before the killing, but his requests were turned down by authorities. Baudry's mother said she had long dreaded seeing Cocaign in person. "I want to know why he did this to my son," Jacqueline Baudry said. "I want him to pay."Monday's hearing traced Cocaign's life, from his adoption at age three to his run-ins with the law. He risks life in prison. A verdict is expected later this week.  A third inmate, David Lagrue, was present in the cell during the attack. Lagrue, who was initially suspected of complicity but was later cleared, committed suicide last year in another prison.

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: MAI NISHIDA

Mai Nishida is next level psycho-hot. 

BIG BOI A.K.A. GENERAL PATTON

I can't wait for this album to drop! It promises to be every bit as good as you'd expect out of Dungeon Family affiliates. I'm still keeping fingers crossed on another Outkast album coming out at some point in the future.

(Stolen from The Loss Prevention, -Peep Big Sev's 'Rack-A-Lot Records' T-shirt worn by Big Boi in the video -go buy that shit!)

Puerto Rican Day Parade

Today was the Puerto Rico Day Parade in Chicago, where hanging out the passenger side of your best friend's ride trying to holler at girls has been elevated to an artform. No woman was safe. Anyone within yelling distance of the curb was getting at least a "hey mami" from a guy in a coqui tank top out the window of a moving car. The whole scene made me reminisce on TLC's "No Scrubs." I've only now realized that the video is about three women in outer space singing about broke dudes. Since hanging out the window of a spaceship would probably mean instant death, I doubt they really had to contend with that.

USA! USA! USA!

The US is only 0-0-2, but leads the World Cup in teen tramps.

(call me, boo)

1000 CATS. (THIS IS PHENOMENAL!)

I spent many hours scouring the internet a few months ago trying to find this to put it on the blog. I feel like this video should be should be put into every time capsule for the remainder of human history. A crowning cultural achievement for humanity -Don't sleep! (Keep your ears peeled for the "Baby cats, MEOW, goo-goo ga-ga-" part.)

Pop the the Champayn at Pink Palace

Have you ever wanted to bone on a giant sandwich? The "Out to Lunch" suite at Chicago's Pink Palace sex hotel has you covered. I've always thought about getting busy on a pizza, so maybe that's one for the suggestion box. Anyway, this room is seriously romantic. Foam tomatoes, a ritzy mural and an easy to clean tile floor tells the ladies that this is some classy shit. Once you're done spreading the mayo (wink wink) you can roll right out of the sandwich into the tub. Highly recommended.

BACK IN BLACK!!!

hey, its more like "back in WACK"... you will agree after you watch this joint that i should have kept with my no-post style on LOA. also, SPOILER ALERT!!! the fucking kittens hat comes off, big fucking shocker huh?

WHATS UP WITH YOUR BOY?

good look Mike at Supreme

Is this dope?

Seriously, this is a really important topic to me.

LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT AMERICA REALLY WANTS TO SEE

Just the thought of this happening gives comfort.

WHEN KEEPING IT REAL GOES WRONG?

Hmm, i don't know...you make the call.
In general, it is incredibly frustrating to hear about her resignation, since all these JV-ass-Chuck Todd motherfuckers
in the game can't ask the direct, hard, questions like Helen Thomas can. Even that ass clown Chris Matthewes- whos show
is called "hardball" only adds to the noise, apposed to getting down to brass tacks.

Arizona School Demands Black & Latino Students’ Faces On Mural Be Changed To White

(Article reprinted from Wonkette)

Hard to find even the Gallows Humor in this story, so maybe we won’t even try. Maybe it’s time to admit that large chunks of America are in the hands of unreconstructed racists and vulgar idiots, and that the popular election of a black man as president just might’ve pushed these furious, economically doomed old white people into a final rage that is going to end very, very badly. Ready? Here you go: An Arizona elementary school mural featuring the faces of kids who attend the school has been the subject of constant daytime drive-by racist screaming, from adults, as well as a radio talk-show campaign (by an actual city councilman, who has an AM talk-radio show) to remove the black student’s face, and now the school principal has ordered the faces of the Latino and Black students to be changed to Caucasian skin. This is America, in 2010, and there’s a dozen more states and endless white-trash municipalities ready to Officially Adopt this same Official Racist Insanity.

From the Arizona Republic: A group of artists has been asked to lighten the faces of children depicted in a giant public mural at a Prescott school. The project’s leader says he was ordered to lighten the skin tone after complaints about the children’s ethnicity ….

R.E. Wall, director of Prescott’s Downtown Mural Project, said he and other artists were subjected to slurs from motorists as they worked on the painting at one of the town’s most prominent intersections.

“We consistently, for two months, had people shouting racial slander from their cars,” Wall said. “We had children painting with us, and here come these yells of (epithet for Blacks) and (epithet for Hispanics).”

The children depicted on the mural, as we mentioned before but feel compelled to repeat, are little kids who go to the school — “a K-5 school with 380 students and the highest ethnic mix of any school in Prescott. Wall said thousands of town residents volunteered or donated to the project.”

And these children, for the past several months as this happy mural encouraging “green transportation” was being painted by local artists, have been treated to the city of Prescott’s finest citizens driving by and yelling “Nigger” and “Spic” at this school wall painted with pictures of the children who attend the school. And this has been encouraged by a city councilman, Steve Blair, who uses his local radio talk show to rile up these people and demand the mural be destroyed.

And now the faces are being painted white, “because of the controversy.”

Remember where you were, when you could still laugh about teabaggers and racists and Arizonans, because funny time is almost over. If the unemployment keeps up — one in five adult white males has no job and will never have a job again — and people keep walking away from their stucco heaps they can’t afford and the states and cities and counties and towns keep passing their aggressive racist laws to rile up the trash even more, shit’s going to very soon become very bad, and whether it’s the National Guard having wars in the Sunbelt Exurbs against armies of crazy old white people who are finally using their hundreds of millions of guns, or whole Latino neighborhoods burned to the ground the way the Klan used to burn down black neighborhoods a century ago, we are in for a long dark night and no light-colored paint is going to fix that. [AZCentral via Wonkette operative AZW88]

Read more at Wonkette: http://wonkette.com/415809/arizona-school-demands-black-latino-students-faces-on-mural-be-changed-to-white#ixzz0pss4evwD

Tetanus Sucks

STOP THE MUTHAFUCKIN MUSIC

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE...

Have you heard the one about the guy who trips his balls off then rips his friends heart out while still breathing? Oh no? Well read on then:

The man, Justin Davis, had been there earlier in the day and saw Wyatt acting strangely after drinking “some kind of mushroom tea,” according to the statement. Davis left for Crescent City, but returned later to pick up his dog. Davis arrived to find Wyatt standing in the living room naked and covered with blood, according to the statement. Wyatt told Davis, according to the statement, that he was going to cut out Powell's heart. Davis went to a nearby pay phone to call law enforcement. A deputy arrived at the residence and reportedly saw Wyatt on the couch with Powell's body, which was covered in blood and had most of its face removed. A large incision in the chest could be seen, and other unspecified body parts had been removed. An eyeball was resting in the middle of the room, according to the statement. Wyatt allegedly told the deputy that he'd cut Powell's heart out and thrown it into the fire. Powell's death certificate reads that he died from havinghis heart removed while he was still alive, causing him to bleed to death. It also lists as significant blunt force trauma to the head and neck, and compression of the neck. What appeared to be wild mushrooms were in the kitchen, the deputy reported. The deputy also discovered a marijuana garden in the house when he went to search for additional victims, the statement reads. (Wyatt's Ex-Girlfriend) then heard what she believed to be Wyatt and Powell wrestling on the kitchen floor, then talking about surfing. Bailey then said that she saw Powell standing over who she believed to be Wyatt, and that Powell was spitting on him. Bailey testified that she heard sounds she thought were sexual in nature, though she said it could have been something else.


(Story posted by Rastroy)

THURSDAY REVOLT JAM

"This is from a time when our young people gave a damn and tried to save us from the tyranny of fat, corrupt, evil liars, thieves and murderers; our youth today are fat, stupid, arrogant ignoramuses with no sense of history or integrity."

LOA CLASSICS! -HORSEFUCKERS

I just revisited this old post Mr. Nasty Raps put up back in November of 2006; a true LOA classic. If fucking horses is wrong, these two sick-ass horsefuckers don't want to be right. Peep game:

SOUNDSET 2010

"Asian tramps washing lowriders" is the fifth element of hip hop. Anyway, here's some video I shot this weekend.