Marquis Daniels hired Jason of Beverly Hills to create this 3 pound gold and diamond replica of his own head (a "Marquis piece"). Great investment. When the NBA locks out its players in a year and Marquis needs cash, there will certainly be a bidding war for this 1 of 1 bejeweled replica of a guy who averages about 20 minutes and 9 points off the bench for the Cs. Word to the wise: don't wear that chain to Chicago, bruh. Just ask former Celtic Antoine Walker.
February 26, 2010
Marquis Daniels Has The Best Jewelry
Marquis Daniels hired Jason of Beverly Hills to create this 3 pound gold and diamond replica of his own head (a "Marquis piece"). Great investment. When the NBA locks out its players in a year and Marquis needs cash, there will certainly be a bidding war for this 1 of 1 bejeweled replica of a guy who averages about 20 minutes and 9 points off the bench for the Cs. Word to the wise: don't wear that chain to Chicago, bruh. Just ask former Celtic Antoine Walker.
Marquis Daniels Has The Best Raps
Marquis Daniels raps under the alias "Q6" on Gucci Mane's "Pussy and Patron." David Stern, holla if ya hear me!
Marquis Daniels Has The Best Tattoos
Boston Celtics benchwarmer Marquis Daniels has the best tattoos in the NBA. Check these out.
This is an off-center and distorted outline of Florida.
"Only the strong survive" with an image of someone committing suicide with a shotgun blast to the head. Understated.
Showing an international flair, this one is supposed to be his initials "M.A.D." in Chinese, but it has been more accurately translated as "healthy, woman, roof" (seriously).
"Look through the eyes of a killer" with a sharpened crucifix. Keep Marquis on speed dial in case you need to ice Dracula.
Horrible Rap x Rice Paddy Hats
I've been riding the bus for hours every day hoping to film some mass transit race fights. Unfortunately, I've been coming up empty as the Obama presidency has calmed racial tensions in Chicago. Chi-City rapper Gaggie didn't get the memo as he brings us this pan-Asian tour de force. Filmed in Chinatown, Gaggie rocks a Japan jacket, Vietnamese hat and raps about Hong Kong. Some bubble tea, import tuning and math problems would have made the cipher complete. Maybe next time.
Thanks to Pedro Navaja$ for putting me up on this masterpiece (of shit).
February 25, 2010
ANTHONY WIENER; REAL TALKER
As always, Anthony Wiener comes correct in the realest way possible. Peep the mic-slam at the end. -All he needed was a "THE TRUTH!!?? -YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!" to really set things off in that motherfucker. You GO boy!
REAL TALKER: JAIME KILSTEIN
Blatantly stolen from The Gospel of the Super Jesus -a great blog, -check them out sometime!
February 24, 2010
DICK CHENEY DEAD AT 69
That was the headline I was hoping to see this morning... That followed by a report of how after his heart attack, he slipped and fell down 1000 flights of stairs and landed on a pile of broken glass, razor blades and cobras. Fuck that asshole.
February 23, 2010
February 22, 2010
THE BLOOM BOX
A hope for cheap clean energy... We'll have to wait and see how General Electric ruins it once they get their greedy hands on it.
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CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF...
For all of you other guys who were in the running for least employable person/ worst face tattoo competition; -check mate. Bow down to the reigning champ.
CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF ACT II
No body puts scull face dude in the corner. Don't count him out.
Your original champion has never left the game.
February 21, 2010
Hot Womens Curling Girl DuJour: Melanie Robillard
I have no idea how this game is played or what the objective is, but I do know it is worth watching.
February 19, 2010
Don't Start None Won't Be None
I'm gonna keep the "race war on the bus" themed videos going here. This clip is crying for Carl Douglas to jump on the remix.
T.O. GETTING HIS MODEL ON...
Wow...That may very well be the buttery essence of not giving a fuck. You GO boy!!
February 18, 2010
SPECTACULAR MORNING RACISM FROM FOX AND FRIENDS
Classic case of 'I just said something stupid, so let me try to obscure it by saying 5 more equally stupid things'. Steve Doocy accidentally reveals some raw uncut racism in the most bumbling awkward way possible. I'm just surprised that he didn't take the opportunity to lump all blacks in with middle-eastern people as his preferred targets for airport racial profiling. The situation is exponentially sweeter in that the consultant he's speaking with is a Muslim named Ahmed Rehab. C'mon Steve... -Try to keep up. Even the most seasoned rasicts know when to hold 'em and when to fold 'em. You're making this look like amateur hour.
Apocalypse Watch Is On
The streets have been clamoring for Busta Rhymes and Jeff Bridges to get on a track, and all I can say is "it's about damn time." Real talk, let me know how far you get into this video before you feel embarrassed. For me, it's around the 2 minute mark when Barbara Streisand gets in the booth. Ayo Quincy Jones, you go from Lionel Richie and Kenny Rogers to Lil Wayne on a vocoder and Fonzworth Bentley? You're slipping, joe. This song makes me want to pave Haiti, not help it.
February 16, 2010
February 15, 2010
BOSS BALLIN!
Man, Rod Stewart is one of the ugliest motherfuckers that has ever walked the earth. Even though homie looked like a leather-clad gay poodle, you know he was eyeballs deep in vaj (and cocaine) for the better part of 3 decades. Miraculously...A quick footnote here: In spite of his face, dude was somehow married to Rachel Hunter, who still looks hot at like 50. Nice work 'Rod'.
I'D RATHER BE HERE...
Watch it on the blow-up mode. (-Click the 4-way arrow box at the bottom right of the video.)
HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: NOZOMI SASAKI
Take a break from your day to appreciate the things in life that are not completely fucked up. Things in your world may have steered completely off track but it's never to late to fix it. Stop and smell the roses and start plotting your escape.
CASINO
I've watched the movie Casino no less than 20 times in the last 3 or 4 months. It comes on cable all the time during the vampire shift, and each time it seems like a little treat. I'm not saying anything groundbreaking here, but Martin Scorsese knows what the fuck he's doing when it comes to making movies. Try stomaching the movie 'Atonement' more than once in a lifetime, and then tell me my guy Marty isn't the shit.
-And while we're on the topic, I'm calling it now; -if anyone decides to make a movie about Penn State's head football coach Joe Paterno, they need to cast Joe Pesci for the role. It'd be like casting Gary Busey to star in a movie about Nick Nolte (or vice-versa).
February 12, 2010
February 10, 2010
Give Generously
I always thought of Haiti as more of a Pilates country. Anyway, I already donated a Playstation 3, a White Sox fitted cap and some Pogo Balls to Haiti, so I'm at the limits of my charity.
February 7, 2010
February 5, 2010
February 4, 2010
USA for Awesomefrica
OK so if you are one of my close friends you've been bombed with this a few times over the past few days, but you're just gonna have to deal with it. For the rest of you, in the 80s Ethiopia needed grain! Like so bad that it brought together Kenny Rogers and no less than 3 of the Jackson 5 - and I'm pretty sure that's El DeBarge in there, god dammit this is good:
February 3, 2010
HORRIBLE RAP WEDNESDAY: DIE ANTWOORD- ENTER THE NINJA
At first blush, you might think this song is the absolute worst piece of shit ever; -and it very well may be. But by the end of the song you will gain some kind of profound appreciation for how uniquely fucked up this thing is. Like, I'm literally at a loss for words. I have no earthly idea what I just saw or how it was even possible for this music to have happened. It's miracle how fucked up this is. Just watch it... (Good looking out Nolo Famous!)
February 2, 2010
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