WOW!!! EVERY LITTLE STEP REMAKE feat: WAYNE BRADY & MIKE TYSON

This is conceptually pretty genius... And a fairly effective way to make Bobby Brown quasi-relevant again (-aside from smoking crack, ruining Whitney Houston's life/ career, and peeing in the back seat of cop cars)

Every Little Step with Mike Tyson & Wayne Brady from Mike Tyson

LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY

Check it out the full article on Huffington Post.

MC POTATOE MASTER feat. TAD

The P. Master is back once again to let you motherfuckers know exactly what time it is... If you can't comprehend whats happening here, it's because his music is too futuristical / scientifical for your brains to process. This is the future; today. Know about it...

(Brought to you courtesy of Jimmy from Grand Scheme)

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LOVE WILL TEAR US APART...

And since we're getting our 'emo' on, let's spice it up with some Joy Division- Carribean-style.

INSIDE JOB

I used to bug out on 9-11 'conspiracy theories all the time.  And then there's a certain level of fatigue that sets in when you realize that you can't do a damn thing about it except for be that weird guy who preaches about 'conspiracy theories'. I'd imagine that this is the case with a lot of people, -no point swimming upstream, when you can just kick back, relax and float down the river of media bullshit. It's sickening to think of all of the things that happened to our country as a result of 9-11.  To think of it being an inside job, one would have to come to terms with some really REALLY heavy shit.  The types of things that seem so monumentally evil that it would actually be difficult to comprehend it.  Nevertheless,  I'm beginning to see a pattern emerging,  repeating over and over again.  On every level we are getting our pockets picked while we are being distracted by an endless parade of bullshit,  Issues are trumped up and fabricated specifically so that we are distracted from what's really going on. Actors posing as politicians playing us against one another so that we don't pay attention to the real issues that actually effect our lives.  Instead of spending time focusing on how the military industrial complex, Wall Street bankers their partners in congress have absolutely ROBBED us, and how the politicians have either turned a blind eye or actively facilitated this;  the media would rather whip us into a frenzy about hating gay people or Mexicans, or Muslims.  I don't even expect that the majority of people be ultra liberal and adopt some "can't we all just get along" mentality. But it would be nice to see peoples rage be more appropriately directed.  If there's a hierarchy to what most Americans should be pissed off about,  Mexicans, gays and Muslims shouldn't even crack the top 10.  There's a much bigger war being waged against you and most likely you don't even know it.  This war is the uber-rich against everybody else. They're playing 'divide and conquer'  the rest of us are tripping about if gays should be able to die fighting their wars, or get married.  Let's stay focused on the big picture and not get caught up in all of the distractions.  

JUGGALO NEWS

THIS IS AMAZING!

MINNESOTA MONTAGE

Check out our boy Preston Harper's latest skateboarding adventures in Minnesota complete with soundtrack from Minneapolis' own 50 Tyson!
minnesota montage from preston harper on Vimeo.

AGENDA SUICIDE

This video's so dope that it'll actually make you start digging some whiny electr-emo garbage. It's actually not that bad. By the 3rd or 4th listen I was pumping my fist on the dancefloor while shaping my hair into a spiky faux-hawk -no homo.

JENNIFER KUROSAWA BONER ALERT!

JOHN McCAIN IS AN ASSHOLE

Apparently Republicans' staunch belief in 'freedom' and 'the constitution' stops just short of issues dealing with gay people and Muslims. Watch Jonny Mac throw a damn-near temper-tantrum (man-trum?) over backing the military's assumed right to discriminate against gays in the military. People (Republicans) need to seriously mind their fucking business and stop being such hypocrites. Denying other people's rights based on your own faux morality is patently un-American.

LOA DANCE PARTY: JOY DIVISION -SHE'S LOST CONTROL

Ian Curtis really knew how to cut a rug. -Real Talk...

50-TYSON IS BLOWING THE FUCK UP!!

And yes, I did already ordered my "I aint gonna lie, I'm 50 Tyson" T-shirt...

R.KELLY 'PISS' SHIRT SIGHTING!

I was checking out my friend/ world reknown dope artist/ psychopath Dave Choe's blog earlier today, and saw that he was randomly rocking my world reknown R.Kelly 'Piss' t-shirt.  -And by 'world reknown' I mean I made about 20 of them year a few years ago and somehow he ended up with one.  I probably gave it to him, but due to my early onset alzheimer's disease I can't remember shit.  Anyways, I just happened to remember that the 'Piss' will be re-released by fellow LOA blogger Black Squirrel Alliance's clothing company True Love & False Idols.  And if you didn't know, TLFI's down with 'the Biebs' -so you know it's official. 

Diamond Dave freshly dipped in the 'Piss Collection'

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X-ARM

I was just overseas with my friend and anytime we'd see someone who was morbidly obese or super loud and obnoxious, it would invariably be an American tourist.  It got to the point where any time we'd see someone displaying any of these characteristics we'd just start chanting "U-S-A! U-S-A!" I'm not exactly sure how to segue into this video of meatheads bound together beating the shit out of one another, but I pretty much have it in the same mental file drawer.

Damien Hirst is....

This is like the bank robbery scene in the movie Heat minus the guns and Val Kilmer. Kinda

JENKEEEEEEEEM

WAKE UP (wake up), MY WHOLE CREW HUFFIN JENKEM.
RIGHT LUNG JENKEM, THE OTHER LUNG JENKEM.

LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT SOME THINGS IN RIFF RAFF'S HOUSE (IN BRAZIL)

So let me get this straight...
Riff Raff has a jack-o-lantern chain that probably costs more than everything I own, and I regularly have to choose between buying food and paying my rent. -Further evidence that god does not exist.

HORRIBLE RAP WEEKEND; RIFF RAFF

Riff Raff is here to let you know that he stays dipped in "Jacob", but there appears to be some confusion between Jacob the Jeweler and Marc Jacobs. Not only does Riff Raff mistake his flea market "ice watch" for an authentic Jacob & Co. watch, but he also thinks the creative director of Louis Vuitton is a watch maker. Raff misspelling "Mark" Jacobs' name lets you know what you're dealing with here. The ignorance keeps coming as Riff Raff says he stays leaning like the Eiffel Tower- I think he meant the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Anyway, how killer is that BET logo tattoo?

THE POTATO MASTER

My boy Jimmy from Grand Scheme put me up on the latest Japanese musical sensation sweeping Australia; POTATO MASTER. Recognize game.

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: MARIA OZAWA

Biology.

Here's a Really Chill Campaign Speech

Phil Davison is running for Treasurer of Stark County, Ohio and IF NOMINATED TONIGHT HE WILL WIN THIS ELECTION. With both barrels loaded, dude goes ham and cheese at the podium. Skip ahead to 4:30 to see this guy in full meltdown mode. Tell Randy Gonzalez that Phil Davison is coming for that ass (yes homo).

HORRIBLE RAP TUESDAY: JOE SOMEBODY FREESTYLE

MORALLY BANKRUPT

Re-posted from Sam Seder's blog.

CAN I BE THE ONE THAT HOLD YOU DOWN?

I really like 50 Tyson, because he's super candid in his music. He's like hella sincere. P.S. -Why is the radio always coming at 50 Tyson? It's like 15 16 sweet 16 all day every day, red blue green, those are only colors doe. He's 50 Tyson, he aint gonna lie, why's he gotta lie? He's 50-Tyson, a ball player, all day all nite, 50, 50 uhhh... -REMIXXX!!!

MOMOKO TANI

Yowzaa!!