HORRIBLE RAP FRIDAY: PAR-A-DICE

It's phenomenal how quickly I  can lose interest in what someone is saying, especially when it is being rapped lousily over a tedious-ass beat.  It's almost like the part of my mind that gets interested in things literally implodes, the second I start hearing this:

(Good looking out KC!)

Horrible Rap Wednesday: Neiman Marcash

Wow, I thought I kept my ear to these Chi City streets, but I somehow missed the Neiman Marcash movement. Young Neiman put the whole city on his back with this one. He really took things to a new level by filming on location outside of the South Loop's Icon movie theater parking lot. On his Facebook page, Neiman says "ladies say I'm hot like hot sauce," so you know dude has similes for days.

Some confusion in the DMD offices as we can't tell if he's Latino or Assyrian/Armenian and pretending to be Latino. I once worked with a guy called Gino who said his parents were Sicilian. He went so far as to wear Italia track suits and a gold horn necklace. I never bought it as he tried too hard to rep for Italians while bringing hummus for lunch every day. I once caught a glimpse of his driver's license and his real name was Nazar.

Anyway, if boo in the video wants to get with "Downtown's Finest," she should holler at DMD.

Flip You, Santa

I like this kid's style.

BOW THE FUCK DOWN

I take pride in the Chicago Bears sending this clown's career to thugz mansion. Cory Wooten putting Brett Favre's pants and face on the ground is a memory I'll cherish for the rest of my life. I'm gonna let Boyz II Men ride this fool out...

DENKI GROOVE

The Japanese have done it again! -Warning!- don't watch if you are prone to seizures or have recently eaten pot brownies

Step Up Your Gelato Game

NEIL HAMBURGER; AMERICA'S FUNNYMAN

Classic Hamburger...

This Baby Caught the Holy Ghost

FUCK THE POLICE

Not only fuck the police, but also fuck this shitbag newscaster. Are you seriously interrogating the guy in a wheelchair with cerebral palsy about wether or not he attacked the police?  ATTACKED THE POLICE??? Think about it for a second motherfucker! -This dude can't even operate his own wheelchair (WHEELCHAIR!) and you're trying to put the screws to him on how he provoked police to attack him!?  This may very well be an alltime low in journalism.

GET YOUR EAGLE ON...

We are entering the golden age of computer animation.
(Good looking out KC!)

CONSTRUCT COLLAPSE

Our boy J-Seams' Blog is fucking dope.  I had no idea he was like a real gangster with the Canon G10, but I guess that's how LOA affiliates get down... Holler at it.

HORRIBLE RAP MONDAY: LIL' B

Well, I guess that settles it; -anybody can rap now.  Green light for every no-talent with nothing remotely interesting to say; -go put out a slew of albums.  Who cares, it isn't art, it's just music... (Actually, I'm not sure it qualifies as music either).  Anyways: Introducing Lil B, summa cum laude graduate of the Soulja Boy university of rapping terribly.

(Good Looking out Young Trav)

REAL TALKER; RON PAUL

Ron Paul is an interesting political character.  I don't necessarily agree with him all the time, but I feel like the majority of what he says is thoughtful and honest.  Not much BS political posturing in this dude (I see you Barack).  Good looks on keeping it real here:

THE BEAVER

It took me a few minutes to figure out what was actually happening here;  brilliant audio editing on this Mel Gibson Movie trailer. (Stolen from Revok's blog)

JAPANESE VAGINA GUITAR SOLO

I cannot add anything more to this intro past the title.

FAIR WARNING...

I'd pretty much say that this T-shirt is a viable defense in court.  "Your honor, I'd like to bring out 'Exhibit A', a triple-extra large 'Dont turn this date rape into a homicide t-shirt'. The defense rests..."

Checking the Oil

In junior high, I always looked forward to gym class, but I really hated the wrestling section. I didn't see anything official about rolling around on a filthy mat grabbing dudes with acne and b.o. problems. The whole sport struck me as pretty gay. Validating my conclusion is this story from the Fresno Bee:

In a crowded gym during practice in front of parents and coaches, the Buchanan High School wrestler tackled a teammate and executed a move his coaches taught him. He inserted his fingers between the boy's buttocks.It's called the "butt drag," in which a wrestler grabs a rival's butt cheek and puts fingers in the anus to get leverage. The move is widely used at matches around the country and has been around for decades.

But now it is at the center of an uproar after Buchanan High wrestler Preston Hill was expelled and charged with a sex crime for using it on a teammate.

Clovis police, however, say 17-year-old Preston went too far. A police report says that at a July 15 practice, he molested a Buchanan freshman teammate by inserting his fingers deep into the boy's anus, causing him pain.

The butt drag has been in the news before.

In 2007, a 17-year-old South Dakota high school wrestling champ was charged with rape and attempted rape after six wrestlers testified that he penetrated or tried to penetrate their anuses. A lawyer for Jerome Hunt said he was employing a legitimate wrestling move called the butt drag, which is also known as "checking the oil."

LOA PiCTURE OF THE DAY: DOG IN A NAVAL OFFICER'S UNIFORM

WEAK AS FUCK

Great job selling out to the Republicans once again Obama.  Way to betray everyone who believed in your bullshit and voted for you.  Right now it's looking like the only way you are gonna get re-elected is by switching parties... But then again, the Republicans already have Michael Steele, which by their standards, is already one black guy too many.

Get a clue motherfucker.

FUCK THIS RIDE...

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