BEAR GRYLIS IS FUCKING DISGUSTING

Whatever the Discovery channel is paying this dude, it's simply not enough.

Give Us The Chicken

You know what time it is.

LOA JAMZ; SYMPHONY OF SCIENCE

(Good looking out Mexican John)

HOT T-SHIRT DuJOUR

This might be the best t-shirt ever created. 

LOA'sTUBE TOP TUESDAY RETURNS!

Awwww... Look at that cute little horse!

First You Get The Popcorn, Then You Get The Power

The school's next play is either going to be "9 1/2 Weeks" or "Saw 2."

KNIT VANDALS

This is really fucking dope. Mega creativity points on this one.
Hijacked from jerseyjoeart.  Check it out

VICTORIA JACKSON IS AN IMBECILE

Even if this bitch was breaking down the Pythagorean Theorem and dropping knowledge about quantum physics, she could still make it sound completely idiotic.  

WEIRDO JAPAN

Boxing is Over

When I was a little kid, boxing was awesome. You had Hagler and Hearnes, Sugar Ray Leonard, Boom Boom Mancini, Macho Camacho and the 88 Olympic boxing team. Mike Tyson fighting Mitch Green in the street is a memory I'll cherish for the rest of my life. Flash forward to 2010 and boxing is a wrap.

Instead of being tough guys, today's boxers walk a thin pink line. 2010's top ranked boxers would rather live out karaoke fantasies than knock people out. Seriously, what's worse: Pac-Man's off-key rendition of "Sometimes When We Touch" or the gay Korean dude signing Mariah Carey? Before you say Manny was just clowing around, consider that he has two platinum albums in the Philippines. C'mon Filipino people. There must be some more car tuning parts or (size 7) Dunks you can spend your money on before this shit. Oscar De La Hoya single-handedly tried to ruin boxing first by releasing a terrible pop album and then by dressing up in womens' lingerie. Floyd Mayweather isn't in any better shape as he keeps cranking out a steady stream of awful rap videos. Floyd, please leave the mic alone. You are no Allen Iverson.

This shit is a disgrace.

LOA'S THONG THURSDAY

AND THE WINNER OF THE GOLDEN GLOBES AWARD GOES TO...

If this lady ever has a baby, I guarantee you it will be well fed. EXTREMELY well fed.

LOA HOT PIZZA-ORIENTED T-SHIRT DuJOUR

Push It Real Good

I got rhymes up the [ugh], forget it I'm constipated.

FUCK YOU E.T.

Click image to enlarge.

WORLD'S BEST/ SHITTIEST/ BEST MOVIE EVER

Fuck Avatar...

ENTER THE 36 CHAMBERS OF WU-TANG PIZZA

If it was only possible to have ODB personally deliver this pizza... That'd be next to perfect.  Rest in peace Ol' Dirty.

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM BRO?

Ay Yo...-What's up with your boy?

WILKINSON'S FAMILY RESTAURANT

Feast on Meats...

"CHECK PLEASE..."

I always just assumed she ate Meow-Mix and live mice for every meal...

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: YOKO MATSUGANE

I had this horrible dream this morning that seemed so real. It actually made me depressed , which made me stay in bed until about 2 in the afternoon.  Go figure...

On a totally unrelated note, here's Yoko Matsugane looking like a million bucks:

ARAAB MUZIK, THE NEIL PEART OF THE MPC

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROGGY!

Although you may never read this (hopefully  you're not checking my blog),  I miss you more than you'll ever know. Happy Birthday Froggy!

-Love Dad

DIPSET PRODUCER, AARAB MUSIC ON THE MPC

Watching this just made me feel like a elderly person who can't quite grasp some rudimentary concept about modern music. Something to the effect of your grandma saying:  "What's is everybody always screaming about?" / "Why do they keep touching the records?". I mean, I get it... -I get what he's doing, I just had no idea somebody was capable of ruling this hard on an MPC before I saw this; -Fucking Bananas!!:
  Unabashedly hijacked from Revok's Blog. Pay homage

DEVIN THE DUDE ENJOYS SMOKING MARIJUANA

When is someone gonna make a song about eating weed? -Preferably in brownie format...

ENUE'S ELI PORTER TRIBUTE

Check out Enue's tribute to one of the greatest mentally handicapped rappers of all time.

TOP 10 STUPID-ASS SLUTS ON MAURY

Exhibit A on why it's okay to spank your kids:I rest my case.

LADY DEMANDS CHICKEN TETRAZZINI FROM PRESIDENT OBAMA

X-GAMES INDIA

So sick!!

CHICKEN TETRAZZINI; -THE RE-REMIX!!

Listen at your own risk because it will bore it's way in to every last oriface of your mind... Don't say I didn't warn you!

WHITE BABIES

REAL TALK FROM THE PAST

WE'RE FUCKED... H.A.A.R.P

REAL TALKER OF THE MONTH: ALAN GRAYSON

Well well well... Look who it is grabbing the R.T.O.T.M. award yet again. Our boy A.G. knocking another one out of the park. -Great job! Time to vote out all of the sell-out Democratic incumbant candidates, -Obama too if he doesnt get his shit in order quickfast. -First order of business- Fire Rahm Emanuel and Timmothy Geithner. Next, grow some fucking testes.

CHICKEN TETRAZZINI; -THE REMIX!!

Technology is simply glorious.  Act like you know bitch...

(Good lookin' out Killa Jaes)

LOA JAMZ!: ASIAN BABIES

A great song with a great message. Know about it:

FUCK BARACK OBAMA

At risk of sounding exactly like every Republican who has made it their life's mission to shit on Obama ever since he first appeared on the political radar, I'm gonna double down on my statement -"Fuck Barack Obama". Not because he's black, or his middle name is the same as the last name of a guy we waged a costly misguided war against... Not because he's a 'Marxist' 'Maoist' 'Socialist', or because he went to Reverend Wright's church or any of those retarded (I see you Sarah Palin) reasons the right trots out every time they want to get the rest of their species whipped into a frenzy about something... I say fuck Barack Obama because he is the same corporatist mascot for a decaying political system as Bush was. -It's a fact.  I don't know who this guy is that calls himself Barack Obama, but he's certainly not the same guy I voted for a year and a half ago.  The guy I voted for claimed to believe in the providing a public health insurance option and "changing the way Washington does business".  -Gimme a fucking break... At this point I highly doubt that you, (or anyone else for that matter) as president, could,  do a damn thing to 'change' our corporate socialist system of government.. But the least you can do is try. At the very least, don't act like the multi-billion dollar gift you're giving to the health insurance industry is somehow supposed to be some kind of 'reform',  because it's not.  It's yet another massive government assisted transfer of wealth to corporations. If you're not gonna be part of the solution, at least don't lend your (rapidly diminishing) credibility to supporting the problem.

Alan Grayson for president in 2012  

REAL TALKER: ALAN GRAYSON

The words 'Alan Grayson' and 'Real Talk' go together like peanut butter and jelly. If only the rest of the sell-out, self-serving, corporatist, castrated, Democrats would follow suit...

REST IN PEACE DARE

Sigi von Koeding aka Dare, lost the fight with cancer on 6th March 2010 in a hospital in Basel. I had the pleasure of meeting him 2 years ago and let him know what a tremendous influence his work had on me. He was an amazing artist and a really nice, humble dude. Just another reminder that life is short. Take advantage of the time you have on this earth, and appreciate the important people in your life.

IRONLAK SUPERSIZED RAP SPRAY

Lords of Apathy sincerely encourages everyone to go buy several tall cans of Ironlak and go vandalize something. VANDALIZE!

MAC/RETNA/KOFIE; GOOD-ASS ARTISTS

I'd like to see these dudes do something shitty once, just to break them monotony of constantly slaying shit.  Good job fellas.
El Mac, Retna & Kofie: JUSTICE Mural for Manifest Equality- Time lapse: from Augustine Kofie on Vimeo.

HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: ASAMI TADA

Perfection...

It Will Chill You to the Bone