April 30, 2011

REAL TALKER; NICOLE SANDLER

Nicole Sandler was arrested last week for asking a question of her Congressman, Allen West, at a town hall 'meeting'/staged political Q&A session last week. Here's what the Tea-Bag version of 'democracy' looks like ladies and gentlemen. -(And if you can't get a clear view of it, it's because they've gone and sprayed pepper spray in your eyes)
Alan West is a total pussy.
Read more about her story at Daily Kos.

April 29, 2011

Would You Put Your Dick In This?

I just wish it had a Kindle instead of a DVD player. As I always say, the most erotic organ is the mind (or a plastic robot vagina).

April 28, 2011

FUCK A COP...

Another from REVOK'S BLOG

FUCK YOU PAC-MAN...

We will be continuing Revok's campaign of posting po-LICE doing what they do best... To protect and serve.

April 27, 2011

You Decide....

I don't like that I like it...

REAL TALK; ICE-T EDITION

Milford Sound in New Zealand

So Ice-T was on NPR's Talk Of The Nation today with O.G. Neil Conan.. Normally I loath listening to NPR's attempt to engage with rappers (eg; Terry Gross) but he talked about Body Count and "the state of hip-hop today..." or should I say "delusional music.."

Listen to the interview here

Oh, and after that, I'd check this out too... ...Cocos World

PUSHA T / CAN I LIVE?

The real question is can I live??  WTF... I need a boat.

EWOK by ASKEW

New Zealand's Finest rocking some magic for LOA associate Ewok!  Cheer-Bo!


HOT ASIAN GIRL DuJOUR: SATO KAZUSA

(Click Images to perv in higher resolution)

April 23, 2011

OMG the Royal Wedding!

Damn, can I watch TV for 2 seconds without hearing about this bullshit? Everyone is falling all over themselves to talk about how beautiful this girl is. She's 29 but looks 39. Is this really what is passing for beautiful these days? Think about this for a second: Prince William is the heir to the throne, he has unlimited money and is one of the most famous people in the UK. THIS is the best he can come up with?! I just spent 5 minutes on Michigan Avenue and came up on 10 girls that are hotter than this. Is the UK just filled with busted girls? I give this a 4 out of 10. What say you LOA?

THIS IS A COMMERCIAL FOR A HOME WATER HEATER

April 20, 2011

TIM PAWLENTY AKA YOSEMETE SAM

I absolutely loathe politicians and their disingenuous bullshit pandering. Listen to this human turd sandwich do his best Larry the Cable Guy impression in an attempt to cozy up to Joe-Moonshine before the 2012 presidential elections: Sickening....

GAME CHANGER

This is fucking phenomenal!

KOREANS & ICE CREAM

You all know what they say about Koreans and ice cream...

April 19, 2011

Growing Up Calabrese; Chicago stand up pt. 3...

So it still ain't all good in Chicago.. This was on NPR's Fresh Air a couple weeks ago.. If you don't have the attention span, "Mob Wives" will be on at 9....

Milford Sound in New Zealand



Listen to the whole interview here... It's pretty good, not to mention a true story.

April 18, 2011

GEMMA ARTERTON

Pretty much everything is going right with her face.

April 17, 2011

The iPad is Killing the US Economy

Despite Derrick Rose's best efforts, it ain't all good in Chi Town. This week, Congressman/imbecile Jesse Jackson Jr. took to the House floor to blast the iPad as a jobs killer. Steve Jobs and the Chinese get fat while the American paper book industry crumbles. Ban the iPad! While we're at it, fuck Microsoft Word! It's putting typewriters out of business!

Under ordinary circumstances, Jesse Jr.'s complaint about the desire of some schools to use the iPad instead of traditional paper books would be merely laughable and ill-informed. However, it gets upgraded to "fucking moronic" when you remember that just last month Jesse Jr. made a speech in Congress advocating for a Constitutional amendment to guarantee a iPad to every child. Peace to everyone on the South Side who voted for this clown.

The Second Coming

Bow down to the best basketball player in the world. Rose falls out of the rafters to block a shot, sprints up the floor, spins through traffic and finishes off the glass around Indiana's bigs for the hoop. And oh yeah, despite the Pacers leading for 47 minutes, Rose led the Bulls on a 16-1 run to win the game. Stunt that, Lebron. If you're not on the Rose bandwagon now, get familiar.

April 12, 2011

VIGILANTE VIGILANTE

Here's a segment on NBC news in the Bay Area about a documentary my friends are working on... I believe it adds a dynamic most people have no idea about.. The rough edit i saw so far is looking good.. Major appearances by Joe Conolly (the graffiti gorilla), the Grey Ghost (out of N.O. ) and many other buffers throughout the country... Not to mention super dope graff by wicked sick writers, YO!! I think this is a good follow up to Murder Dogs post... Check out their site www.vigilantefilm.com

April 11, 2011

THE PROGRESSIVE HOE...

I'm not sure what asshole cast this lady, but you know the question.... After a long night of drinking in a san francisco dive bar....?


April 8, 2011

Graf Lawsuit

Grant Taylor, a dope skater shown here on the cover of Thrasher, and a bunch of other dudes have been sued by a building owner for $1 million in connection with alleged property damage. A building owner in Georgia contends that Taylor (supposedly GNAR) and others have continuously written on his home/work space over the past few years. I don't know anything about this case (it might all be bs), but I have mixed emotions about painting where people live. My interest in graffiti is tempered by my interest in keeping my own home clean. To me, this is a little different than hitting a Clear Channel billboard or a mailbox. I know a number of graf heads read this blog and I'd like to hear what you have to say about this.

The building I live in gets repeatedly hit by the world's worst graf writers. All of their names are stupid and all of the tags look like someone signing a postcard. I have to wonder if these guys have ever really seen graffiti or maybe just heard about it and decided to try it to be cool. The city sends out a crew to paint over it (always in a color that doesn't match the wall) and then I have to pay to fix it. No props to any of those losers.

HAPPY FRIE-DEHAYE EVERYBODY!

It's a Wrap


Dear Humanity,

We've had some good times: cured polio, landed on the moon, split the atom, built the Sphinx, brought down the Berlin Wall, painted the Mona Lisa, invented the Internet. Well, I just watched the video for Yankin and realize that we are at the end of our journey. Thanks for everything, civilization. We had a great run.

Your friend,
Detroit Murder Dog

REAL TALK

April 6, 2011

Another Great Vagina Tattoo

If her vagina is actually blue and yellow, I'm not sure I'd call it "beautiful." I'd be more likely to call a cab home.

PARTLY CLOUDY WITH A CHANCE OF GIGANTIC TITS

Elita Loresca doing what she does best... You just know all of the other women newscasters that work with her talk an INSANE ammount of shit about her behind her back. And every dude that works there has downloaded her to the spank bank about a jillion times. Real talk...

GAME OVER...

All break-ups should be handled with this much panache.

AMERICAN GRAFFITI

GEMMA ARTERTON

Herroooo....