November 28, 2011

November 26, 2011

November 23, 2011

LOA Ad of the Day

Some people complained that this billboard was anti-Semitic and they're right. The dog with the yarmulke's nose is much longer than the gentile dog's.

PAT ROBERSTON SAYS THE DARNDEST THINGS



What I really want to know is, since when is not knowing what Mac & Cheese is a white thing?

TOM FROM MYSPACE HITS ALL TIME LOW.


I had the same suspicions Joe dont worry about it. Tom was her 1st friend anyways.

GET YOUR FILTHY GOVERNMENT HANDS OFF MY MEDICARE!

November 22, 2011

I Do (Again)

Sorry I've been away from the blog for a minute.  My wife and I dipped out of town for a little getaway to renew our wedding vows.  I'll try to post some other pics later.  Shout out to T-Shirt Kingz at Albee Square Mall for hooking up the custom joints.

DOES THIS SPEEDO MAKE MY BUTT LOOK LIKE 2 BAGS OF BAGELS?

American Exceptionalism. #NoHomo / #RealTalk

#NoHomo / #NoIncest / #NoHorseplay

American Exceptionalism. Mad denim son.

SHIT IS REAL.

American Exceptionalism. Recognize game.

November 21, 2011

FUCK YEAH

I'm ordering all of my pizzas to be cut into a pentagram from now on.

November 16, 2011

November 15, 2011

LOA PICTURE OF THE DAY: THANK YOU HEIGHTENED AIRPORT SECURITY

It would have been really great to have seen the expression on the TSA guy's face, too bad it got cropped out.

JERRY SANDUSKY: CREEPY-ASS SCUMBAG

Using Jerry Sandusky as a baseline for justified outrage over pedophilia: The proportional response to the Pope/ Catholic church should be dropping a nuclear bomb on the Vatican. Actually, maybe 3 or 4 nuclear bombs.
Footnote: Bob Costas conducted this creepy-ass interview about as professionally as it could have possibly been done. Good Job.

November 10, 2011

THOSE FUCKING PIGS

This serves as a barometer as to both how many police are bona fide sociopaths, and how much the ruling class is uneasy with the current caste system beginning to crumble beneath them. When they're savagely beating 20-something upper middle-class white college students at UC Berkely, who won't they beat at this point? (That was a rhetorical question. The answer is the ruling class, who has their boot on our throats, as well as the police officers'. -They're just too dumb to realize it.)

EXTREMELY HOT THREESOME

November 8, 2011

CHUD OR NO CHUD?: SHARON BIALEK

Here it is you sick fucks. Prepare to get your collective wigs peeled back as you try to wrap your disgusting minds around this special 2011 'Chud or No Chud' discussion. Seriously; real talk, -would you bone, Sharon Bialek, The latest of Herman 'Big Daddy' Cain's sexual harassment accusers? It is important to note that this is a tricky one, you might want to delve deeper into a google image search before you make your final verdict... Good luck.
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A few rules for your evaluation:The chud-spectrum breaks down into 3 general categories: 1.Hot 2.Chud, and 3.Sub-Chud• The Hot category is a no-brainer. Everyone and their dad would hit that. -Think Cassie.• In the Chud category, there's a glimmer of something there. You can't quite put your finger on what it is, but most likely you'd put your dick on what it is- (so long as that shit stays on Downlow.) -Think Soledad O'Brien  • Sub-Chud is pretty self explanatory; It's not happening...-EVER. No way, no how. -Think Gloria Allred. In the Comments section below, please leave your stance on where you think Sharon Bialek falls on the chud-spectrum and site reasons for your decision. We will be scientifically compiling this data to come up with the official verdict as to weather or not she is indeed a chud or not. Good luck contestants, BRING IT!!

November 7, 2011

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT?

I blatantly stole this from our peoples over at Super Duty Tough Work.  I just couldn't resist the urge to keep the Cain Train rollin'!  TOOOT-TOOOOOOOOOTTT!! ALL ABOARD!

LOA Moment of Zen

HERMAN "BIG DADDY" CAIN

"Honeydip, you've been scooped like icecream"
Sincerely yours,
The 'Smooth Operator' Herman Cain


November 6, 2011

JOCK JAMZ

1. Deion Sanders - Must Be the Money


2. Willie Beamen - My Name is Willie


3. 1985 Chicago Bears - Super Bowl Shuffle


4. Ladanian Tomlinson - Electric Glide


5. Kyle Turley - Another Whiskey


November 4, 2011

Floyd Mayweather OWNED by radio host Rude Jude

REMEMBER REMEMBER THE 5TH OF NOVEMBER


Disclose.tv - V for Vendetta Speech Video

MOMENT OF THE DAY WHERE YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS.

I'm still waiting for him to "Tebow" in the endzone. Keep that head on a swivel son, dont want you to get all snot bubbled at the line of scrimmage.

MOVE YOUR MONEY

PLEASE REPOST!
Since the vast majority of our elected officials are either completely inept or paid-off (or both); don't expect them to do a damn thing when it comes to regulating, punishing, or otherwise preventing the big banks from continuing to pillage the world economy. As we have seen, the results of their greedy unethical business practices have driven millions of people out of their homes, out of their jobs and robbed us of a fair shot within this rigged system, while they continue to pay their CEOs insane bonuses for wreaking havoc with countless people's lives. It's time to take matters into our own hands. If you have an account at one of the big banks (Bank of America, J.P. Morgan Chase, Wells Fargo), close it and move your money to a local credit union or smaller regional bank. And make sure to tell your friends family and co-workers to do the same. Even if you don't have a lot of money in it, it is important to teach these scumbags a lesson, one dollar at a time. To find out more about this movement click here, and watch this for helpful tips on closing down your vampire bank accounts:

November 2, 2011

CONVENIENT AMNESIA

"It wasn't me..."
-©Shaggy

THE PIZZA BOYS FREE ALBUM DOWNLOAD!

The much anticipated 3rd Pizza Boys album 'Liscence to Drive' Just dropped- Yo son, kop that!! Download it HERE, or HERE now!!! (Actually, it dropped yesterday, but I had to argue with my girlfriend for the last 48 hours so you get it a day late... Sorry)

TIM HEIDECKER'S HERMAN CAIN CAMPAIGN ADS

I used to think Heman Cain was a total fucking moron, but now that I see Tim Heidecker is backing him I'm starting to reconsider my position.  Toot Tooooooot!! All aboard the Cain train!