LORDS OF APATHY

July 24, 2011

AMY


REST IN PEACE AMY WINEHOUSE

It's not like we couldn't see this one coming 10 miles away, but nevertheless, this is still a tragedy.  I'm a big fan of A-Dubs' and was super bummed when I heard that 20% of the mucisians making good contemporary R&B died the other day.  She was as talented as she was fucked up, and given the occasion for this post, I'd say that's a resounding compliment.  Rest in Peace Amy Winehouse.

Amy Winehouse - Valerie (Live at The DL) by delep51

This Is It (What), Cuchini Falling From The Sky

July 19, 2011

TOTALLY SHIT-FACED...(LITERALLY)

BEHOLD! LOA's 2011 Man of the Year, Luke Chrisco!  I don't care if it's only July, this dude has it locked up!

BOULDER, Colo. -- The man dubbed the "Porta-Potty Peeper" says he spied on at least 200 women in Boulder and hundreds more across the U.S. and Europe.  Luke Chrisco was arrested Thursday in Vail for hiding out in a portable toilet in Boulder to watch women at a yoga festival.  "I am like a hunter, a man watching a bird, " Chrisco told FOX31's Jim Hooley in an interview at the Eagle County Detention where he is being held after his arrest this week.  "I would see women on the street and just bow down to them, " Chrisco said. He says his favorite places to peep were restaurants in downtown Boulder and along the Pearl Street Mall. "I would go into stalls that were dark, away from cameras," the 30-year-old admitted.  Chrisco says one of his favorite places was the women's restroom at the Boulder Target.  "I'm a young guy, I don't look threatening. I would come out of the women's room and someone would say 'what are you doing?' and I would just walk away." Chrisco has shared his list of places he peeped with Boulder Police. Detectives have visited the businesses, warning them of possible peepholes.  "Our detectives have found peepholes. We don't know whether Chrisco drilled them or if they were existing peepholes," Kim Kobel from Boulder Police explained.  Chrisco is being held in Eagle County on a $1,000 bond. He faces charges of unlawful sexual contact.

LISTEN TO AN INTERVIEW WITH LUKE CHRISCO, 'THE PORTA-POTTY BANDIT'  HERE! THIS IS, BY FAR, ONE OF THE BEST, FUNNIEST, MOST FUCKED UP THINGS YOU'LL EVER HEAR!

THIS IS DOPE!

Shades of Rodney Mullen.
Kilian Martin: A Skate Escalation from Brett Novak on Vimeo.

July 18, 2011

July 11, 2011

REAL TALKER: BERNIE SANDERS

Since the demise of my Boy Anthony Wiener, Bernie Sanders is one of the last remaining politicians in congress that hasn't completely sold us out in favor of the top 1%. -You GO boy!

LOA SUMMER JAM; PURPLE SWAG

July 10, 2011

BOOTLEG FIREWORKS DISPLAY

When I was younger all I could dream of was taking a trip to Colorado to buy explosives. Need to make that trip.. (Thanks Matt for reminding me)



July 7, 2011

JUSTICE SERVED...


Is anyone else confused with the outcome of the Casey Anthony trial? Not to get on some Nancy Grace type shit, but seriously... It couldn't have been the media? The lady partied for a month before ever filing a missing persons report. Well Kreayshawn and V-Nasty will be happy to hear... White Girl Mob 4 Life



Exit Through The Gift Shop... (no, like really..)



July 5, 2011

Douche of the Century

Who is more lame than this clown? Stuart Scott is the only person coming close, and even he's a distant second. Seriously, do a Google search for "corny dude" and the first hit is a story about Nick Cannon. I'm not even kidding.

LOA TREND WATCH: JAPANESE BAGELHEADS

Checkmate.  The Japanese have got us faded once again.  I gotta say, I'm feeling this new pro-Israel body-modification steezo. Shalom Shabat.



MMA BODY-MODIFICATION BITERS

Apparently the Japanese Bagelhead craze is blowing the fuck up... Peep game:

July 4, 2011

Happy Birthday America!

My great grandfather took the boat from Italy so that one day I could watch midgets and mascots rapping at a hot dog eating contest. USA, baby!

July 2, 2011

LOCKOUT

The NBA locked out its players this week. Most of my day is spent reading and talking about basketball, so I'm sure this will be the most productive period of my life. Since Friday morning, I read some books, mixed down my demo tape, learned Mandarin and prestiged 4 times in Black Ops. With all of this extra time on my hands, I think I'll launch that airbrushed tee business I've always talked about. That David Stern joint was a 1 of 1, so please don't ask if I can make any more.