A card-carrying member of the Costa Mesa Boner Club, and a real union-busting Republican asshole in his own right... I see you Horsey.
February 28, 2011
MAN BABIES DOT COM
Man... This is probably about the best thing ever! I really wish I had thought of this first. Whos says we don't make anything good in the U.S. anymore? -U-S-A! -U-S-A!!
February 27, 2011
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February 17, 2011
I Was Against It Before I Was For It
OK, after this I've kinda come around on these guys (n/h).
Still can't co-sign the "swag" bullshit, but they're official.
February 16, 2011
THE SKIN GUN
Remember a few years back during the Bush Administration, when the conservatives cock-blocked on everything remotely linked to science? -Among those were global warming research, and stem cell research. Basically if it was science-based and didn't interface with making money from oil, they weren't having it. I guess you couldn't expect much when they were and still are grappling with the brainbuster ideas of evolution, humans not living amongst dinosaurs, and the earth being more than 6000 years old... Oh well; here's a glimpse of what post-stone-age thinking looks like:
February 15, 2011
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February 13, 2011
LOA CAREER MOVE OF THE DAY
It came down to choosing between 'I hate my mom', and 'I hate the possibility of being able to get a job' tattoos. I think he made the wise decision.
February 12, 2011
I Don't Get It
People I respect have told me this is dope. I'm really confused right now as I thought weirdo raps were buried with Cage's career. Is this one of those things where you have to listen to it seventy times before it sinks in? Maybe this is "amazing" the same way Lil B is (i.e., a joke I'm not in on), or like when white nerds acted like they loved Dipset for a year. Based on the positive reaction to this video, I am going to assume this is an elaborate grad school project where everyone pretends to act crazy and studies my reaction.
February 11, 2011
February 7, 2011
ALEX RODRIGUEZ IS AN UNDERACHIEVER
I'm really not trying to be a hater here... I'm sure Cameron Diaz is a lovely person and all that; -but c'mon dude... Really? When she was younger, she had a few glimmers of something resembling hot, but is this the best you can do? Granted, this is a huge upgrade from your last boo, the 'crypt keeper' cougar Madonna, but is this really the example you want to be setting for kids? You're supposed to be a role model. All I'm saying is, if I was a handsome, famous, multi-jillionaire, high-profile athlete, I'd think of significantly upping my dick game. Holler at your boy Dereck Jeter (Who's literally 'batting' 1000 in this category) and soccer guy Christiano Ronaldo. Those motherfuckers don't play; -strictly dimepieces... Look, YOUR NICKNAME IS MOTHERFUCKING "A-ROD" for Christ's sake!!! -To me that means your 'Rod' needs to be exclusively reserved for 'A'-list ass.
Just saying dude, get your shit together...
A quick side-note here: The above is a picture of Cameron shoveling popcorn into A-rod's failure-hole from the Superbowl yesterday. My girlfriend pointed out that Diaz looks exactly like Packers' Linebacker AJ Hawk:
HOW FUCKING CREEPY/ ACCURATE IS THAT?? I think ESPN needs to bring her on as an analyst for pointing out who NFL players resemble. Her skills are impeccable!
NUTTIN' BUT A 'G' THANG!
Well, it's official ladies and gentlemen, the Lombardi trophy is coming back to it's rightful home in Titletown USA! On a similar note, all of the money from Bobby Tang's playoff football pool is coming back to it's rightful home (my pocket) as well -FUCK YEAH!!
THE CHAMPIONS! (no homo)
THE BELT!
Karma in full effect... Stay retired motherfucker.
February 6, 2011
EXTREME STOOL SITTING!
WOW... Only in America is there and Extreme sport where landing the trick involves sitting down on top of something. I wonder when they're gonna come out with the video game of this? -It'd be pretty cool to not even have to be standing up at any point in the process and still be able to get the feeling of twirling a stool around and then sitting down on it. -USA! USA! USA! We're #1!
February 5, 2011
February 4, 2011
FUCK RONALD REAGAN
Brace yourselves folks, we're in for several days of stomach-churning revisionist history celebrating the Republicans' golden boy R.R. The truth is, Reagan was one of the worst presidents ever. He laid the foundation for our current sold-to-the highest-corporate-bidder style 'democracy'; along with a laundry list of other completely morally bankrupt policies including his 'trickle-down economics' hoax, which is the mantra of modern-day morally bankrupt Republicans. Don't Believe the Hype...
P.S. I think I'm gonna make a T-shirt graphic of this image/ concept, so don't steal my idea! But if you insist on doing it, at least send me one or 2 of them... Beyond that, feel free to post/ repost/ twitter/ tweet/ re-tweet this wherever you want.
Thanks.
-Snickerdoodles
AMAZING VIDEO GAME PLAY-BY-PLAY COMMENTARY
When I say this is amazing, I'm being completely serious about it. To put it into perspective, the sheer magnitude of all the incredible human technological achievements that went into this YouTube post is mind-boggling. Creating personal computers, the internet, high-speed satelite connections, and video games that have lifelike 3D graphics, all so that I can watch some dude who's stoned out of his mind, play Madden and hear him talk about a 3D replica of Greg Jennings in 3rd person, and how dope he is.
That was a nice play by Jennings though... I hope his leg heals in time for the Superbowl.
That was a nice play by Jennings though... I hope his leg heals in time for the Superbowl.
MAHER OWNS O'REILLEY
This is an old clip from several months back, but I just wanted to post it to show one of the nation's slipperiest scumbags get his ass handed to him on his own show. This is no easy task mind you, because O'Reilley is a motherfucking blackbelt at rhetorical bullshit and trickery. That being said, facts are facts. If you know your shit, so long as he doesn't cut your mic, or yell over you the entire time, Maher wins this matchup 10 out of 10 times.
Exhibit A:
Exhibit A:
GREEN AND YELLOW MEDLEY
Prophetic and Pizzle putting in work for the squad. Well done gentlemen!
At first I wanted to title this one beginning with the 'Horrible Rap Friday'label, but after watching it, I honestly think J Byrd is actually kind of talented. I know that on paper, a tween white kid rapping about his favorite football team sounds like a disaster in the making, but credit where credit is due, J Byrd kinda brought it... And the fact that he's coming correct on the Packers, you already know my thoughts on that...
Go Packers!
As far as judging this one on a purely rap level, this shit is pretty horrible. But I'm gonna still give him his props, because his heart is in the right place, and he's got this raw, drunken, Wisconsin, sports fan venom in him that is really appealing. Nice Jabs at Brett Favre and all the other NFC north teams.
At first I wanted to title this one beginning with the 'Horrible Rap Friday'label, but after watching it, I honestly think J Byrd is actually kind of talented. I know that on paper, a tween white kid rapping about his favorite football team sounds like a disaster in the making, but credit where credit is due, J Byrd kinda brought it... And the fact that he's coming correct on the Packers, you already know my thoughts on that...
Go Packers!
As far as judging this one on a purely rap level, this shit is pretty horrible. But I'm gonna still give him his props, because his heart is in the right place, and he's got this raw, drunken, Wisconsin, sports fan venom in him that is really appealing. Nice Jabs at Brett Favre and all the other NFC north teams.
February 3, 2011
YEA or NAY?
This one is definitely an envelope pusher. I can't say that I'd be out there looking for this, but if I was single and feeling a little lonely one evening... FUCK YES. There's a chance; most probably a really good chance that when the clothes came off, all of this could go horribly horribly wrong... But that'd be a chance I'd be willing to take. What do you guys think? Am I nuts or what? Yea or Nay? -Leave your answers in the comments section. (No need for a response Bobby Tang, I know how you do.)
February 2, 2011
February 1, 2011
CAREER MOVE OF THE DAY
So yeah... I've got plenty of friends that I formerly considered to be borderline unemployable; but compared to this dude, they come out looking like Steve Jobs...-(Emphasis on the word 'Jobs'.)
EROTIC CITY
Hands down, the best soundtrack to any graf video ever! Good work Lukemia.
EROTIC CITY (MIAMI 2010) - | IRONLAK FAMILY + guests at PRIMARY FLIGHT. from Ironlak on Vimeo.
EROTIC CITY (MIAMI 2010) - | IRONLAK FAMILY + guests at PRIMARY FLIGHT. from Ironlak on Vimeo.
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