I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY TED THOMPSON...

People might think that just because I'm the editor in chief of the world's most popular news and entertainment blog, I would be above admitting when I'm wrong.  You may remember back in August of 2008, I made some inflammatory comments about Packers General Manager Ted Thompson's decision to ship Favre to the Jets, in favor of handing the team over to a then unproven Aaron Rodgers. Well, we all know how that turned out... -Currently Rodgers is the Superbowl MVP and considered by many to be the best QB in the league. Meanwhile, your boy Favre is curled up in the fetal position wondering how he went from being the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ to a pariah in less than 3 seasons. I just wanted to man up and admit that I was wrong.  I should have never doubted your great football mind. Once again, you have shown an proven you know what the-fuck you're doing (I.E. Randall Cobb).  Godspeed Ted Thompson!

GREEN AND YELLOW MEDLEY

Prophetic and Pizzle putting in work for the squad. Well done gentlemen!

At first I wanted to title this one beginning with the 'Horrible Rap Friday'label, but after watching it, I honestly think J Byrd is actually kind of talented. I know that on paper, a tween white kid rapping about his favorite football team sounds like a disaster in the making, but credit where credit is due, J Byrd kinda brought it... And the fact that he's coming correct on the Packers, you already know my thoughts on that...
Go Packers!

As far as judging this one on a purely rap level, this shit is pretty horrible. But I'm gonna still give him his props, because his heart is in the right place, and he's got this raw, drunken, Wisconsin, sports fan venom in him that is really appealing. Nice Jabs at Brett Favre and all the other NFC north teams.

SUCK IT FAVRE.

Aaron Rodgers just took a steaming dump on your legacy.

FAVRE

BOW THE FUCK DOWN

I take pride in the Chicago Bears sending this clown's career to thugz mansion. Cory Wooten putting Brett Favre's pants and face on the ground is a memory I'll cherish for the rest of my life. I'm gonna let Boyz II Men ride this fool out...

GREAT GAME THIS WEEKEND FAVRE...

 I wonder if he'll come back for another 17-interception season when Ziggy Wilf moves the team to Los Angeles?  Hopefully they'll still be in the NFC North... -The Packers can use those 2 'W's every season.

FAVRE COCK HUMOR

(Good looking out Khaki Bikini)

RAP MASTERPIECE: OUTKAST B.O.B.

There just can't be enough said about how great Outkast is/ was. If life was fair, 
Brett Favre's dumb ass would fucking retire already, and Outkast would put out 
20 more albums. 

MORE FAVRE ANGST

I know the feeling...

NEW LOA SCREENSAVER!

Enduring a season of Brett "Pants on the Ground" Favre playing for the Vikngs and sweeping my Packers was TOTALLY worth it! Especially considering the spectacular fashion in which he singlehandedly flushed their season down the toilet with his standard late-game interception; -snatching defeat from the jaws of certain victory. This might be just the dagger to drive Favre back into his 29th retirement. Yawn...

ARE YOU READY FOR SOME MOTHERFUCKING FOOTBALL!??

Here's to Americas most insidious traitor, Brett Favre, getting disemboweled tonight on Monday Night Football. Eat a dick and die asshole...

FUCK BRETT FAVRE

Brett Favre is dead to me.
Instead of referring to Benedict Arnold when referencing the slimiest of traitors, please use the term "pulling a Brett Favre" from now on. I waited for a few weeks to even acknowledge this sonofabitch because I figured the odds of him (re-re-re)retiring (again) were high enough where I might not even need to waste my breath on his trifling ass. But it looks like he's actually going through with it; doing the unthinkable...-the unspeakable... -the unforgivable!! -Playing for the loathsome division rival Minnesota Vikings. Talk about a sellout. I know the guy wants to play, and I don't begrudge him that... But the Vikings?? Seriously; come on dude... -The vikings... -Really?
Here's to you setting the league record for most interceptions in one season, and leading the Vikes to their worst record ever...

Eat shit and die asshole.

NOPE...

Sorry Vikings fans. It looks like you're gonna have to pin your postseason hopes on either Tarvaris Jackson or something called 'Sage Rosenfels' at the quarterback position. Just 2 days before the beginning of training camp, my former boy Brett Favre, decided to remain retired (we'll see) and forgo the opportunity to stab thousands of loyal Packer fans, who supported him during his 16 year tenure in Green Bay, in their collective hearts... Thanks...-I guess. I dunno, part of me was actually kindof looking forward to watching the surreal drama of the whole thing unfold. Kinda like when Hulk Hogan switched over to being a bad guy and thought it'd be a dope idea to dye his gay little moustache black in order to signify the switchover. In the case of Favre, I think things would have gotten really ugly had he suited up for the Vikes, -far beyond my proposed pregame bonfire of all of Green Bay Favre-related Memorabilia when they faced Minnesota on November 1st at Lambeau. Anyways, basically what I'm trying to say is 'Suck it Vikings fans, and may your season be filled with misery and disappointment' (not that you aren't acustomed to this already).

"ENJOY...THE SEASON!" -Mike Tice

I Never Thought I'd See the Day

"In Minnesota I finally feel like I'm home" - Brett Favre

Wow. Shits about to get real interesting.

LIL' WAYNE; RENAISSANCE MAN

DUDE!! Not only does Lil' Weezy have a blog on ESPN.com now, but his favorite NFL player of all time is Brett Favre, and his favorite team is the Green Bay Packers! Rapper/ Blogger/ Packer fan/ Tattoo guy/ dude who boned Lauren London... How is it possible to be this cool all at once!? Watch your back Jay-Z, you might have some competition in the "people's lives I'd want to lead" category.

BRING ME THE HEAD OF TED THOMPSON...

DENIAL... That's what I've been in for the past month trying to come to terms with this whole Packers/ Favre DEBACLE. This is so depressing and surreal... It's like watching a video of your girlfriend fuck your arch-enemy (well not 'ARCH' enemy (I.E. Vikings), but regular enemy (I.E. Jets) in super-slow-mo...-And all because Ted Thompson made it happen. Suck my Balls Ted Thompson.

GAY ROBOT

Since we were getting all gay and nostalgic over Favre this week, I figured I'd fully set it off with this classic I posted back in the day on LOA. Back when the world made sense...Sort of. -Enjoy!

COME BACK FAVRE...

At risk of sounding like a complete homo here, I literally love Brett Favre (pause). It may be just wishful thinking, but I think in the next couple of weeks, Ted Thompson and the Packers organization are going to come back to their senses and let Brett do his thing. When you get right down to brass tacks, they HAVE to let him play. I mean, I'm not so blinded by my Favre-goggles to realize that he has fucked this thing up royally. I feel Absolutely horrible for Aaron Rodgers, but after all's said and done, The Packers CANNOT let Favre go. The man IS the Packers. I'm completely sickened by the current situation but I still have faith that come opening day, Sept. 8th, against the Vikings, our boy is gonna be back out there killin' those motherfuckers like he's done for the past 17 years. We need one more Superbowl run (or 2 or 3) before he hangs it up for good and I can be at peace.

LOA PRESENTS: A VERY SPECIAL WALK DOWN FAVRE MEMORY LANE

All this Favre drama is really making me nostalgic about what Brett Favre has meant to diehard cheesheads everywhere for the past 17 years. I'm fed up with the rollercoaster-esque mindfuck he's put us through since he announced his 'retirement' several months ago... But I can't say I'm not excited to see our boy back out there for another season (or more) doing what he does. Football just won't be the same without him. Here's a compilation of all of the LOA Favre-related posts from the last couple of years. Take a few moments to re-live the glory.

GODDAMMIT FAVRE...

DUDE... You're my favorite athlete of all time, so I'm cutting you a lot of slack here... But fucking come on already... You're seriously fucking my shit up right now. I'd finally come to terms with your hasty 'retirement'. I was fully embracing our boy Aaron Rogers as the heir apparent at starting QB for the green and gold. And now; just when I've landed in a good spot mentally, Favre's got the itch to play again... I mean, It'd be crazy for GM Ted Thompson to say no to that, especially based on last year's amazing season (sans Giants game), but wow dude... Shit timing on your part. You're basically making everybody screw the pooch here. Make up your fucking mind already. If you come back you better come for at least 2 more seasons and you better justify all of this with a freaking Superbowl! Sorry Aaron Rodgers, that sucks, but it is Favre we're talking about...