Seems kind of poetic right about now.
August 31, 2011
August 29, 2011
Time's Up
OMG! Kreayshawn's Twitter got hacked and nude pics of her have leaked online. By "hacked" I mean "she was a bit player on the VMAs and needed a way to stoke her dying buzz, so she released these photos herself after the show." I don't blame her. She's at 14:58 and counting, so she has to do something to stay in the news. I predicted that she was going to drop a sex tape with an irrelevant rapper (think Mistah FAB or similar) to keep the Internet going nuts, so I wasn't too far off. Feel free to click the link, but she looks like you'd expect (i.e., a tattooed 10 year old meth user).Peace to the homie Master Mold for the pic.
August 28, 2011
The Block Is Hot
When I was 14, I saw Bell Biv Devoe at the Cap Centre in Landover, Maryland. BBD was one of the most candyass groups of all time, and yet I saw someone get stabbed in the chest over what looked like a silver chain. Wayne claims street status and Officer Ricky feels like he's Big Meech and Larry Hoover, but their fans look like models from a Jostens catalog. These dudes are a fucking joke.
August 26, 2011
August 24, 2011
HORRIBLE CHRISTIAN RAP WEDNESDAY
The good thing about Christian rap is that it lets you know right away to stop listening to it. By the 16-second mark, I already had my cue to turn this the-fuck-off. -And yes, I did realize that saying 'horrible Christian rap' was redundant.
August 23, 2011
GLOBAL BANKSTERS USE "ARAB SPRING" UPRISINGS TO GAIN CONTROL OF MIDDLE EASTERN ECONOMIES
Way back in 2007 I came across an online article by some crackpot named Gaylon Ross claiming that Syria, Iran, Sudan, Libya, and Pakistan were classified as rogue states by the West not simply for the official reason, that they're allegedly state sponsors of terrorism, but because they still refused to turn their economies over to globalist bankers and cede control of their central banks to the global banking cartel. Afghanistan and Iraq had been on the list too, but after the U.S. invasions of those countries the globalists had successfully taken over their central banks and they're no longer considered rogue states. Ross's assertion was interesting, but I wasn't all together buying it. I decided to take note and watch to see what happened next. Recently I pulled out the list of rogue nations again, and now it seems as though Ross's claim might carry weight.
During what's come to be called the "Arab spring" of 2011, malcontents have risen up against their respective governments in Tunisia, Lebanon, Egypt, Bahrain, Yemen, Libya, and Syria. And while it's highly likely that Western interests have played a covert roll helping to organize and finance many of these uprisings, the West has recently shown its hand and played a more overt roll to ensure that Libyan and Syrian leaders step aside to make room for more progressive governments.
After months of violent protests and a government crackdown in Syria, on Thursday August 18th Obama demanded that Syrian president Bashar al-Assad step aside and make way for a more democratic government. More like, a government that will willingly hand over control of Syria's economy and central bank to globalist banksters. If past economic takeovers serve as any guide, the Syrians can expect their economy to be flooded with inflatable paper currency, and for their new government to be entangled in a scheme of skyrocketing debt they'll never get free from.
Libya is particularly unique because Qaddafi's government still has complete control over the country's bank, currency, and financial system. The globalist banksters simply can't allow this to continue. After the uprising in Libya began, NATO's bombing of Qaddafi loyalists was almost immediate. NATO's job was to help pave the way for the rebel Interim Transitional National Council government to take control of the country. These rag-tag rebels have proved to be a pretty savvy group too. Within weeks of launching their revolution they had already established a national oil company and a central bank.
"Is this the first time a revolutionary group has created a central bank while it is still in the midst of fighting the entrenched political power?" wondered CNBC senior editor John Carney. "It certainly seems to indicate how extraordinarily powerful central bankers have become in our era."
How powerful indeed, John. Apart from Lebanon, Libya currently holds more gold as a proportion of GDP than any other country in the world. Rest assured that the banksters can't wait to get hold of that gold and exchange it for inflatable paper currency--just one of the many tricks they'll pull once they've succeeded in taking over Libya's central bank.
For an example of how such a takeover might play out we can look to both Egypt and Tunisia where dictatorships were recently overthrown by revolting masses, and replaced with interim military dictatorships. Since then both countries have been saddled with billions of dollars in loans from the World Bank and the European Bank for Reconstruction and Development.
"Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes its laws," one of the most powerful banksters in history Mayer Amschel Bauer Rothschild famously said. He wasn't playing either. Through its various tentacles and affiliates the Rothschild banking empire financed both the North and South during the American Civil War, bankrolled both Hitler and the Allies during World War II, and financed the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia giving rise to Communism. Because hey, if you're in the business of creating costly wars that force countries into debt so that they need to borrow money from you at interest, you're going to have to continue to create new enemies for them to fight. NOTHING drives up debt like a good, long war. (See $14 trillion U. S. debt and our ongoing, costly military campaigns in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Libya.)
The banksters have no scruples about taking over countries through their central banks, manipulating the boom and bust cycles of the global economy for their own greedy ends, or controlling the media and politicians through organizations such as the Council on Foreign Relations. (CFR: AKA The Establishment, AKA the invisible government, AKA the Rockefeller foreign office--an organization that has allegedly controlled every U.S. President, presidential cabinet member, head of media, and various congressmen dating back to the FDR administration of the 1930s.) as far as the banksters are concerned it's good business to bankroll madmen in costly conflicts that ultimately serve to tilt the global chessboard of power and wealth in their favor. What they have a very big problem with, however, is when wannabe hard mother fuckers like Qaddafi of Libya and Assad of Syria cock-block them from taking control of their economies.
"It's well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning," automaker Henry Ford once said. The banksters could care less if the people revolt. They can revolt all they want because unless the revolution has the support of powerful financiers the revolutionaries' chances of success are slim, and even if they do succeed in taking power without the banksters' help, they will surely need the banksters' help if they expect to stay in power.
As for the other two countries on Ross's list: Iran and Sudan, in July of this year Southern Sudan split away from the North and formed a new government and banking system. The West has since dropped sanctions against the southern country and South Sudanese banks are doing booming business with Western banks. It doesn't hurt that 75 percent of all Sudan's oil reserves are in the south either. As for Iran, the populist uprising in 2009 was unsuccessful at unseating the current government, but rest assured that the banksters showdown with Iran is in the offing.
-(Article written by LOA thug journalist Nicky Vecki)
During what's come to be called the "Arab spring" of 2011, malcontents have risen up against their respective governments in Tunisia, Lebanon, Egypt, Bahrain, Yemen, Libya, and Syria. And while it's highly likely that Western interests have played a covert roll helping to organize and finance many of these uprisings, the West has recently shown its hand and played a more overt roll to ensure that Libyan and Syrian leaders step aside to make room for more progressive governments.
After months of violent protests and a government crackdown in Syria, on Thursday August 18th Obama demanded that Syrian president Bashar al-Assad step aside and make way for a more democratic government. More like, a government that will willingly hand over control of Syria's economy and central bank to globalist banksters. If past economic takeovers serve as any guide, the Syrians can expect their economy to be flooded with inflatable paper currency, and for their new government to be entangled in a scheme of skyrocketing debt they'll never get free from.
Libya is particularly unique because Qaddafi's government still has complete control over the country's bank, currency, and financial system. The globalist banksters simply can't allow this to continue. After the uprising in Libya began, NATO's bombing of Qaddafi loyalists was almost immediate. NATO's job was to help pave the way for the rebel Interim Transitional National Council government to take control of the country. These rag-tag rebels have proved to be a pretty savvy group too. Within weeks of launching their revolution they had already established a national oil company and a central bank.
"Is this the first time a revolutionary group has created a central bank while it is still in the midst of fighting the entrenched political power?" wondered CNBC senior editor John Carney. "It certainly seems to indicate how extraordinarily powerful central bankers have become in our era."
How powerful indeed, John. Apart from Lebanon, Libya currently holds more gold as a proportion of GDP than any other country in the world. Rest assured that the banksters can't wait to get hold of that gold and exchange it for inflatable paper currency--just one of the many tricks they'll pull once they've succeeded in taking over Libya's central bank.
For an example of how such a takeover might play out we can look to both Egypt and Tunisia where dictatorships were recently overthrown by revolting masses, and replaced with interim military dictatorships. Since then both countries have been saddled with billions of dollars in loans from the World Bank and the European Bank for Reconstruction and Development.
"Give me control of a nation's money and I care not who makes its laws," one of the most powerful banksters in history Mayer Amschel Bauer Rothschild famously said. He wasn't playing either. Through its various tentacles and affiliates the Rothschild banking empire financed both the North and South during the American Civil War, bankrolled both Hitler and the Allies during World War II, and financed the Bolshevik Revolution in Russia giving rise to Communism. Because hey, if you're in the business of creating costly wars that force countries into debt so that they need to borrow money from you at interest, you're going to have to continue to create new enemies for them to fight. NOTHING drives up debt like a good, long war. (See $14 trillion U. S. debt and our ongoing, costly military campaigns in Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Libya.)
The banksters have no scruples about taking over countries through their central banks, manipulating the boom and bust cycles of the global economy for their own greedy ends, or controlling the media and politicians through organizations such as the Council on Foreign Relations. (CFR: AKA The Establishment, AKA the invisible government, AKA the Rockefeller foreign office--an organization that has allegedly controlled every U.S. President, presidential cabinet member, head of media, and various congressmen dating back to the FDR administration of the 1930s.) as far as the banksters are concerned it's good business to bankroll madmen in costly conflicts that ultimately serve to tilt the global chessboard of power and wealth in their favor. What they have a very big problem with, however, is when wannabe hard mother fuckers like Qaddafi of Libya and Assad of Syria cock-block them from taking control of their economies.
"It's well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning," automaker Henry Ford once said. The banksters could care less if the people revolt. They can revolt all they want because unless the revolution has the support of powerful financiers the revolutionaries' chances of success are slim, and even if they do succeed in taking power without the banksters' help, they will surely need the banksters' help if they expect to stay in power.
As for the other two countries on Ross's list: Iran and Sudan, in July of this year Southern Sudan split away from the North and formed a new government and banking system. The West has since dropped sanctions against the southern country and South Sudanese banks are doing booming business with Western banks. It doesn't hurt that 75 percent of all Sudan's oil reserves are in the south either. As for Iran, the populist uprising in 2009 was unsuccessful at unseating the current government, but rest assured that the banksters showdown with Iran is in the offing.
-(Article written by LOA thug journalist Nicky Vecki)
August 22, 2011
August 19, 2011
DANNY MACASKILL IS NO JOKE
Remember a few years ago when all those fucking hipsters tried to fool us into thinking that riding a bike with no brakes was a trick? -Yawn...
(Good looking out Freightman)
(Good looking out Freightman)
August 18, 2011
UH-HUH -YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS... (BLACK AND YELLOW, BLACK AND YELLOW, BLACK AND YELLOW, BLACK AND YELLOW)
The blacks from the Georgetown University basketball team went to China and ended up fighting a bunch of yellow (red?) Chinamen. I like using subtle racist terms, like "Chinamen" or putting the word "the" in front of "blacks" or "gays". It makes entire swaths of people seem like aliens. It's something an ignorant older dude would say, and it's usually hillarious.
August 16, 2011
CHILD SEX SLAVES IN THE WHITEHOUSE -THE FRANKLIN SCANDAL
This is one of the more fucked-up stories you'll ever hear about. It covers a massive child sex slavery ring that reached the highest levels of our government during the George HW Bush Administration, and involved recent White House Press corp 'reporter' Jeff Gannon AKA Jeff Guckert AKA Johnny Gosch. If you're not completely revolted by the following video, you can watch a longer more in-depth documentary on the same thing here.
August 15, 2011
NA NA NA-NA; NA NA NA-NA, HEY HEY HEY goodbye...
Thank god* Minnesota Dooshbag Tim Pawlenty has come to his senses and dropped out of the Republican presidential race the other day. I'm not saying this because I think he would be any worse at following the corporate marching orders than Barack Obama is; I'm saying it because I just dont want to see his fucked-up eagley weasely face on TV all the time. This guy sucks. Who even cares whatever the fuck he's talking about, just go crawl under somebodys front porch and drink a bottle of bleach you fucking scumbag. Suck it T-Paw...
August 14, 2011
R. Kelly Is For The Children
Since 1929, the Bud Billiken Parade has been a tradition for children on Chicago's South Side. The parade marks the return of the school year and has featured grand marshals such as Michael Jordan, Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey and Lena Horne. The 2011 parade was yesterday, hosted by functional illiterate/ accused child pornographer R. Kelly. Sounds like an obvious choice. I'll let the Sun-Times take it from here:A man who admits he cannot read and famously beat child-porn charges might not seem the most obvious honorary grand marshal of a children’s back-to-school parade. But there was nothing but love for superstar R&B crooner R. Kelly at the Bud Billiken parade. Families cheered for Kelly — who has been recovering from throat surgery last month — the entire parade route. As his sexually charged tunes blared from a sound system, he smiled and waved back."You’re still my baby, no matter what you did!” yelled one fan, Leslie Kaizer, 36.Most parade-goers agreed, maintaining that charges that Kelly filmed himself having sex with and urinating on a 14-year-old should have been forgotten after 2008, when jurors couldn’t be sure it was him on the infamous tape. “Isn’t that what justice is in the United States?” said Tiffany Levy, 38, a mother of two girls.Kelly, 44, acknowledged his literacy problem in 2009, telling an audience, “I don’t even read really, and I’m not afraid to say that. My cousins and brothers used to tease me ‘You can’t even read right.’ ” But his supporters Saturday said that didn’t harm his role in the pro-education event.Kelly asked to participate in the parade, said Beverly “Earth Momma” Reed-Scott of Chicago Defender Charities. And while most celebrities “wave from a float and go home,” Kelly visited with youths whose training in green technologies is supported by the parade, Reed-Scott said.
August 13, 2011
Mr. Marcus Dogs Now Available In Iowa
Off camera, Michele Bachmann's gay totally straight husband bought a dozen for the road.
August 12, 2011
August 11, 2011
PERSEVERANCE
Who knew that Detroit was most fun place on the planet? This art show is gonna be off the proverbial 'chain'!
PERSEVERANCE from WWW.REVOK1.COM on Vimeo.
August 10, 2011
Literally Everyone Is Doing It
I once spoke on a music panel and made the comment that so many people rap because the barrier to entry is low. Apparently the barrier to entry is now subterranean. At this point, is there anyone on the planet who doesn't rap? Your boy Allen Samuels turns on the metronome and puts Atlantic City on his back with this gem. I haven't heard lyrics this complex since I last sang "Happy Birthday."
Prez's Birthday Fails to Stimulate Economy
I can't believe the President's birthday party featured BBQ and hip hop music but failed to create even one job. Fuck this guy. Good looking out, Fox News.
TORTURE MOTHERFUCKER ! -CATHOLIC KID FUCKERS
This stuff never gets old. Listen to these accounts of some of the Catholic Church's favorite rituals: beating, raping and torturing young kids.
August 8, 2011
CRAZYTOWN MONDAY! -"COME M'LADY COME-COME M'LADY"
Imagine what would happen if your boy Shifty Shellshock put on Ja Rule's Burberry hat!? It's too frightening to even imagine.
CATHOLIC KID FUCKERS
As an equally disturbing follow-up to Crazytown Monday, I decided to 'bless' you guys with this Documentary on the Catholic Church's institutionalized policies on fucking little kids. Just when you thought Ex-Nazi/ African Aids promoter, Pope Joseph Ratzinger couldn't be a more disgusting human being, learn about how he made a career out of helping thousands of pedophile Catholic priests escape prosecution.
-Enjoy.
-Enjoy.
PRINCE GETTING HIS 'PRINCE' ON
If you haven't watched Purple Rain in a while do yourself a favor and watch the master at work.
August 7, 2011
LOOK AT JA-RULE's FUCKING HAT
I'm not even gonna pile onto the popular sentiment that he's a shitty rapper; just look at that hat. Just look at it...
August 5, 2011
August 3, 2011
Science Is Rad
When I was 8, I printed out a sign that said "Bears Fan Parking Only." This is much cooler.
REAL TALKER: KEITH OLBERMANN
Calling this 'real talk' doesn't seem to be enough of a trueism. This might be the realest talk you'll hear all year. We've got to take this shit seriously, and keep our ELECTED REPRESENTATIVES from fucking us time and time again. I'm looking at you Obama. I realize you are only a puppet/ mascot with Wall Street's hand up your ass guiding your every move. It's the unfortunate reality of the presidency, but it is what it is. I'm just really tired of constantly having my intelligence insulted, -being handed all of these double-decker shit-sandwiches, while you try to convince me how delicious they are.
August 2, 2011
HOLLYWOOD BABYLON/ CHAINSAW HOOKERS
My favorite Misfits song with my favorite type of hookers. (Retro chainsaw wielding hookers)
August 1, 2011
CRAZYTOWN MONDAYS ARE BACK!
Amy Winehouse is dead. Shifty Shellshock is alive and well... The lord* works in mysterious ways.
*(There is no god)
*(There is no god)
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