Dual Survivor

This show's real thesis...

WESTSIIIIDE RENAISSANCE CONNECTION

Bow down haterzz...
Speaking of  the whole 'Westside' thing, can you still throw up the dub if you live on the west side of your town but are living on the east coast?  Or what if you live on the West side of one city that is right on the border of a neighboring city. -Aren't you simultaneously on the eastside of that neighboring city? Ice cube needs to clarify this shit if he expects motherfuckers to throw up the appropriate gang sign.

(Good looking out Stephen Mears)

HOT ALIEN TRANNY PLASTIC SURGERY DISASTER DuJOUR

Hey, you guys know what's fucking AWESOME? Answer: Plastic surgery... -That's right, you thought I was gonna go the other way on this one, but I'm not. This is incredible! To know that a surgeon is capable of taking all of your fucked up insecurities and using that as the medium to create a horrific alien tranny sculpture from those insecurities is really quite amazing when you think about it. This person decides at some point in their life, "Today's the day I'm gonna make my entire face look like dogshit. I'm gonna supersize my fucking mouth/ lips area to make that shit like 300% bigger. Then I'm gonna supersize my eyeballs so that it balances off the lower half of my creepy-ass face. And, last but not least, I'm gonna widen-out my eyebrows to just tie the whole fucking thing together, and voila! -Master-Fucking-Piece!

Imagine waking up in the middle of the night to this face staring at you, inches away from your own? 

Utterly terrifying.

DEE SNIDER IS A FUCKING GANGSTER

A word of advice to all heavy metal Sarah Jessica Parker look-a-like wanna-bees: Your knuckle game and Politics game must be on point before you don your perm and pink skinny jeans. Word up.

'I Want Some"

Well played Just Ced.

If you want to know if someone is potential pathological liar, ask them if they think Chicken McNuggets taste good.
Not that they eat them or if they think they're organic or whatever. Just if they taste good.

If they answer no, the answer is obvious. Complete liars.
If they answer no, they are not to be trusted.
Their Credit rating should be lowered. FICO should be obliterated.

Theyre delicious.
I dont eat them, because McDonalds is disgusting, but I gotta give respect where respect is due.

AL WEIWEI RELEASED!

Alison Klayman, director of Ai Weiwei: Never Sorry, has released a statement on the occasion of the artist’s release.

Friends and fans,

Ai Weiwei has been released!

On Wednesday night, June 22nd at 10:15 pm Beijing time, Xinhua produced a statement that Ai Weiwei had been released on bail because of “his good attitude in confessing crimes as well as a chronic disease he suffers from.” Hours later, Ai had returned to his home-studio compound in northeastern Beijing and responded to a flurry of text messages and phone calls. He has told the Guardian and other media outlets that he is “fine” and happy to be home. The first photos of Weiwei following his release appeared in the New York Times. The conditions of Weiwei’s release have yet to be confirmed, but Weiwei’s legal counsel, Liu Xiaoyuan, did suggest over Twitter that the artist would not be allowed to exit Beijing city limits. Weiwei himself has stated that he will not be allowed to conduct interviews or use social media for at least “one year.” Many have speculated about the timing of Weiwei’s release, which occurred just days before Wen Jiabao’s visit to Hungary, Germany and Britain, countries that have been particularly critical of Weiwei’s extrajudicial detention.

The NEVER SORRY team closely watched news of Weiwei’s release. I was able to speak with Weiwei earlier today from New York. He was at his home in Caochangdi with his mother. He was happy to be home.

Four of Ai’s associates who also were detained on April 3rd remain in custody. These individuals include independent journalist Wen Tao, Ai’s accountant Hu Mingfen, Ai’s driver and cousin Zhang Jinsong and FAKE designer Liu Zhenggang. None have been formally charged.

It goes without saying that this is a momentous day. Thank you for your support over the past 80 days and we hope to have NEVER SORRY in theaters as soon as possible. Stay tuned for premier and screening information.
Best,

Alison Klayman and the Never Sorry team

DMD Song of the Month

Killer Mike comes correct with this "Ric Flair" track. Aside from William "The Refrigerator" Perry's participation in WrestleMania 2, I was never really into wrestling. Still, I always liked Ric Flair. Dude was an OG Swaggerballer. Most of his press conferences were spent discussing his Rolex watches and Oleg Cassini jackets. Slick Rick rocked robes in the street way before Ghostface and always had the fly limos. Kids claiming they have "swag" (puke) because they wear girl jeans or turquoise fanny packs need to check the history books.

+Meaning of Robots+

I swear I've met this dude before. Most likely on the bus or at Amoeba and if not.... Well then I hope someday he'll move next door to me. Imagine what his garage sales look like...

Meaning of Robots from Matt Lenski on Vimeo.

I Need an Ambulance and Shit

CRAZYTOWN MONDAYS!

Let's get the week started off right!

REAL TALKER/ FUTURE MAYOR OF NEW YORK: ANTHONY WEINER

Trust me on this one; pending the results of the miserable 2012 presidential election, we will be BEGGING A-Dubs to return to politics.  -And when I say 'pending', I mean either way. Be it 4 more spineless, highly disappointing years of Obama, or whatever the sadistic Republican alternative is. Anthony Weiner is gonna look like the second coming of Christ* as our country is being sodomized by the aristocratic caste system.
(*"Christ"- I said that metaphorically, not historically.)

CLUMSY REPORTER GOES 9/11 ON JENGA LEANING TOWER

Basically, fuck the last 2 weekends of your life...

Kidult vs. Supreme

Looks like someone got mad that they sold out of 5 panels.

WRONG DAY TO WEAR WHITE PANTS ON LIVE TV

Watch in horror as Mrs. Poopypants tries to maintain her composure as she drops a liquideuce© in her white skinny jeans.  Priceless...

RUSSIAN POOPYPANTS COP

You blew it dude... Not cool at all.

OG Casey Anthony

It's pretty clear Casey Anthony was the original member of the White Girl Mob. Kreayshan (spelling?) and Casey are reuniting for they're second hot single soon so keep your eyes and ears peeled...

Here's a video Kreayshawn dropping knowledge...

LOA SUMMER CLASSES...

So this is pretty fucking awesome if you're into awesome shit... Harvard and WGBH have teamed up with Michael Sandel (a political philosophy professor) to make his classes freely available online and on public television.

"His book and course titled "Justice" relates the big questions of political philosophy to the most vexing issues of our time: bank bailouts, equality and inequality, taxes, immigration, affirmative action, the role of markets, national service, same-sex marriage, the pace of religion in politics, and the ethical questions we confront in our everyday lives..."

Oh, and there are a couple of babes in the class so enroll now... Here's the site, there's no account needed just push play... www.justiceharvard.org

IT'S GETTIN REAL IN THE WHOLE FOODS PARKING LOT

This is pretty awesome.

HOT/ RACIST/ SEXIST REPUBLICAN AD Du JOUR

It's hard to determine who to hate on more, the dipshits who made this commercial, or the dipshit sellout-ass puppets who performed the minstrel show in this commercial. 

MEMORABLE BUTTS AND BOOBS FROM MY YOUTH

I was sitting at work today discussing questionable music from the 90's and I had a flashback to this Sublime video I'd seen many, many moons ago. Little did I know at that time, that this girl's butt and breasts were to be forever etched into my brain. (I'm talking about the one in the white hotpants, who's doing handstands on the beach).
Sublime - Summertime

Brian Matthew Walker | Myspace Video

CRAZYTOWN TUESDAYS!

Due to the overwhelming success of Crazytown Mondays© and Crazytown Wednesdays©, I've decided to extend our Crazytown coverage to inclued Tuesdays also!  I know, I know...-You guy's can thank me later, but for now dive into Crazytown's smash hit single 'Darkside' -It's PHENOMENAL!!!
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All Aboard

WELCOME TO THE WEINER'S CIRCLE

You GO boy.... (No homo)

LOA CAREER MOVE OF THE DAY

You dont see too many bald, vegan, Maori tribesmen these days.  Great job dude, you're killin it!  -Looks good. 

SNEAK PEEK AT MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME THIS YEAR.

Yeah, in case you didn't recognize who's face that is beneath a layer of  raw hemorrhaging hamburger meat, that's UFC fighter Shane Carwin.  I might also be willing to multitask that face as a G.G. Allin or Snickerdoodles circa 2006  costume as well

Chris Bosh Crying Made My Year

Look at this aloe and lanolin motherfucker. Crying on TV. Just embarrassing. Wade and James had their fun mocking Dirk's illness, but who's laughing now? I never want to hear Lebron mentioned in the same sentence as Michael Jordan. MJ never lost a series in the NBA Finals and certainly never averaged 3 points a game in the fourth quarter. The Heat got what they had coming to them. Congrats to the Mavs!

Clown Hall of Fame

I'm gonna break LOA ranks and say that I never liked this guy. Wearing an adjustable baseball cap backwards is my personal douchebag litmus test and Weiner failed a long time ago. I also thought he was a loudmouth who gave off a weaselly vibe. The whole thing was non-cipher. Now he's saying that he's going "to seek professional treatment to focus on becoming a better husband and healthier person." Sexting rehab?! C'mon, g. Now you're just insulting my intelligence.

Look, setting aside whatever you think about Weiner politically, he is an imbecile. He sent sexually oriented messages to a bunch of women under accounts with his real name (!), got busted, said he got hacked (!!), said he couldn't tell "with certitude" whether the pics were him (!!!), and then sent all of the women emails explaining how to try to cover this up (!!!!).

I don't even care about him sending messages to these women, but the fact that he would do so under his real name and document the whole thing in writing makes me wonder if he even has the requisite intelligence to drive a car, let alone serve in Congress. I'm a blogger with nothing to lose and I have maybe 20 alias email addresses, Facebook accounts, and AIM handles. When I want to send pics of my (huge) penis to (mostly Japanese) girls online, I do so as SuaveItaliano312, MrRoboto69 or Esteban Hernandez.

HUMAN CENTIPEDE 2!

RUSH LIMBAUGH OWNED BY MIKE STARK

Limbaugh's only real talent is in obscuring the facts underneath a cloud of bullshit

KOOL KEITH/ BUSHMAN

It's so official right now.

50-TYSON / POWER MOVES

Who knew that Autism was the key to success as an artist? -It's no wonder I'm failing so miserably -I'm totally not autistic AT ALL... :(

He's no John Edwards...

The only thing Rep. Weiner did wrong was cry like a bitch. In response he should of just twittered the following...

Can I Pay Comcast To Not Get This Channel?

I don't want to tell you how to do your job or anything, but that's Tina Fey.

SUCK IT, MIAMI

Let's go Mavs!

'TUPAC ALIVE' IN NEW ZEALAND

Painting from the exclusive Tyrese Collection...

A report is spreading quickly on Facebook and Twitter that famed rapper Tupac Shakur is shockingly "alive and well" in New Zealand, 15 years after he died.

This is of course false. Tupac died in Las Vegas in 1996. But the link that is circulating, a PBS Web story, looks entirely legitimate, fueling the rumor.

PBS has been hacked. (Scroll down for screenshot.)

PBS NewsHour online engagement staffer Teresa Gorman has spent much of her holiday Sunday night replying to folks on Twitter, telling them the report is false and PBS has been hacked.

The Lulz Boat has claimed responsibility. Not only has it posted the "Tupac Alive" Web update to the PBS site, but on Twitter it posted information for staffers, the PBS network, and password info for PBS stations.

According to Secure Business Intelligence, LulzSec has attacked several high-profile organizations in the last month, although it is known to hack for "entertainment and infamy," rather than financial gain.

Here's a link that works... 2pac